attention, including bungie dropping off all the tall buildings of Europe while holding trays of delicious fudge. In fact, some of the most famous
Fudge mothers have died from jumping without a bungie. The next generation knew better so they...
made sure they were equipped with the proper equipment at all times. This made for some very slow (but safe) departures. This was actually made a government decree in the year
4 and it has been a household name since
the great fall of Mt Fudgie-mama who broke her teeth...
on a piece of hard candy, vowing to always eat soft creamy fudge until
the last of her 4 teeth fall out, then she might consider retirement and move to the...
hot tropics of New Zealand where her and Kiwi can swim all day and eat BBQ until they...
fall down drunk from Kiwi spiking fudgie's orange juice all day...
fudgie thinks she is falling in love with Kiwi but Kiwi breaks her heart by...
sending her on the first plane back to Shari...
When Shari saw fudgie it was like she never left. They went shopping at Nordstroms and ate fudge but all of a sudden...
fudgie ate too much as usual and threw up on Shari's new Jimmy Choo shoes...
And Shari was so mad she put that Jimmy Choo right up fudgies.....
nostril, then it just became a nightmare with all the other shoppers looking....
at sharis heel hanging out of fugies nose. They decided to go see a doctor and try to get it removed but..
the doctor took one look and decided fudgie needed surgery...
He opened her up and realized taht the Jimmy Choo wasnt the only thing he was going to have to remove. WAAAAAAAy up there was a.....
spatula!!! Fudgie wondered where that damn spatula got to, the Doctor asked her....
why she had a spatula up there and Fudgie said that it was because her brain itched. He then asked her how she managed to get it that far up and she said...