the whitehouse kitchens, little do they know that...
the old country. By old country I mean
italian pizzas ordered in by...
Big fat mobsters with wires in there ears. Otherwise known as...
Girl Scouts, wreaking havoc and destruction across...
innocent neighborhoods, with their little...
Dinki Di's and hula hoops, hoping to entice the...
Don Corleone's of the world, okay village...but to their dismay, the grizzled old men no longer fell
pregnant so they had little choice to invest their research efforts into...
surrogate mothers and test tube babies....
Little did they know, they were being watched by the Super Squirel infantry or SSI, if you will. The SSI originated in.....
Latvia, where the mothers of all the super squirrel agent's used to gather at a secret location twice a year ....
in order to make gigantic batches of fudge, their secret ingredient in interrogations. The way it worked was
they would starve their victims for a week while parading around on a daily basis carrying trays of fudge and taunting them....
and the weak ones caved right away, drooling and fawning all over the interrogators. The tougher ones, however, could hold out for as much as an hour, at which time the interrogators would laugh maniacally, their hyena-type laugh, which sent shivers and goosebumps
on the ears of the town folk below, oh yes they all knew what was going on up there in the....
eiffel tower. Why do you think it attracts so many tourist? They are all hoping to catch a glimpse of...
Pepi La Pew and his band of merry super squirrels and their fudge making mothers......
trying to bungie jump off of the tower. Those squirrles are so nutty they will do anything for...
