"Well, that's Mark for ya!" said Try, he musta got dressed in the dark. So, the only ones who are still missing are; Francisco, Fudgie, Butterfly and Shari, not to mention the money. I suggest we search the building. "Hey, come quick, I've found
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Wed 10 May, 2006 03:52 pm
a note!
"what does it say Try" asked Kiwi
"it say's...Dear Guys, we have split with the chq that Butterfly managed to pick pocket from Try's coat when he was far too busy picking his G-string out
from his butt to notice and because you lot were such.....
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Tryagain
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Wed 10 May, 2006 04:02 pm
Good friends, we have left your share under the mattress. Good luck. Signed
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KiwiChic
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Wed 10 May, 2006 04:06 pm
the rest of the gang"
"hmmm that's rather strange as all of us are still here some where" said...
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Wed 10 May, 2006 04:16 pm
Kiwi Chick, as her mask began to fog up at the thought of all that cash just waiting to be spent on life's little luxuries. "However, first we must establish who is missing" She said. You two go that way. Try, bring the suitcase and follow me up to
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Wed 10 May, 2006 04:21 pm
the top of the stairs where I think we'll all find the answer!!!"... and with that, she trotted down the hallway, dashed into the first doorway on the left, banged her elbow on a fire extinguisher hanging on the wall, and leapt out the fourth floor window, wailing ...
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Wed 10 May, 2006 04:42 pm
"I know who the culprits are, and they are not going to get away". Try, who was trying to get a grip on the slippery latex suit worn by Kiwi Chick was wishing she would wear jeans like the rest, managed after a gargantuan struggle to heave her back onto terra firma received a slap for his trouble. "You did not need to grab my butt" said Kiwi Chick. Whilst thinking up an excuse Try said, "I think Mame knows more about this than she is letting on. I think we should go talk to her, and this time take the stairs". Then
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KiwiChic
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Wed 10 May, 2006 04:43 pm
"Ouch that *@#&?<: thing who put that there???" as she fell 4 floors down into the below dumpster hurriedly placed there by....
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Wed 10 May, 2006 04:52 pm
A caring Mark, who had expertly calculated the angle of decent, and the amount of cardboard boxes that would be needed to cushion the fall. "Thank you Mark, you are such a sweetie" said Kiwi Chick. "Oh please" said Try, I think I am going to be sick. However fate has a way of settling matters, when
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KiwiChic
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Wed 10 May, 2006 05:03 pm
Kiwi had a panic attack as she could of just sworn that she had a 'Matrix' moment with falling out of the window twice?....however as she pulled herself together and..
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Wed 10 May, 2006 05:07 pm
Fought off Mark attempt to render first aid, she said, "I see it all now, it was
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KiwiChic
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Wed 10 May, 2006 05:10 pm
a set up!" as she readily stood up, "someone is trying to kill us off one by one to get all the money!"
Try looked at Mark and asked in a questioning fashion...
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Wed 10 May, 2006 05:13 pm
"How did you get all that lipstick on your face? Was it
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Mame
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Wed 10 May, 2006 08:15 pm
Mame?" he snarled. "Ha! I don't kiss and tell!" was the jaunty yet mysterious answer, and he gave a flying leap onto the top of the dumpster. "Come and catch me if you can", he yelled, then laughed an evil laugh. He raised his right leg and
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Thu 11 May, 2006 02:37 am
kicked open a cardboard box revealing Patti. Upon seeing his girlfriend in a dumpster with Mark, Try's face turned as red as the inside of a watermelon. "But he doesn't even know how many cc's are in a liter," yelled Try. Patti smiled and said, "Why can't you be more like Mark?" Try responded, "Twenty years and fifty pounds ago I was more like Mark."
Meanwhile, Kiwi, who was still in the dumpster, tied Mark's shoelaces together. When Mark tried to...
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Thu 11 May, 2006 12:32 pm
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Mame
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Thu 11 May, 2006 12:35 pm
Mame, "whatever was going on before, who cares?"... Shari began to do the bushel-peck-gallon dance with Ty, who scratched head, looked up at the sky and immediately was pooped on by the largest sea gull he'd ever seen. Mame cracked up laughing, and
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Thu 11 May, 2006 03:43 pm
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Fri 12 May, 2006 05:20 pm
Absolutely nothing, zilch, nada, zero, total silence. "I knew it was a total mistake to leave that chocolate cake unguarded" said Try, as he returned to find only crumbs where once stood a proud three tier gateau. "Ok! Who is the guilty party?" He demanded, as he looked around at the chocolate covered faces. Mark, through chocolate covered teeth said, "I cant tell a lie, it was
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Sat 13 May, 2006 09:36 am
..George Washington!"
George, in the middle of chopping down a cherry tree, set down his axe and stared at Mark, looking rather hurt.
"Pray, good sir, why hast thou accused me so? Never in my life have I imbibed of the lush goodness of such a three-tier gateau. Were I the culprit, I, forsooth, being of right and good mind in God's eyes..."