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GOT JESUS?--RELIGIOUS HILARITY

 
 
shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:51 pm
Laughing Laughing
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:57 pm
Set, is this your hat?

http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/1660/untitled4dd.jpg

**sigh** What am I going to do with you, Jesus!
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Im the other one
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:03 pm
Jesus never leaves us, we are the ones who leave him.

Hebrews 13: 5
"Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee."

Isaiah 41:17
"When the poor and needy seek water, and there is none, and their tonue faileth for thirst, I the Lord will hear them, I the God of Israel will not forsake thee."

Joshua 1: 5
There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life: as I was with Moses, so I will be with thee: I will not fail thee, nor forsake thee,"

Deuteronomy 4: 31
"(For the Lord thy God is a merciful God;) he will not forsake thee, neither destroy thee, nor forget the covenant of thy fathers which he sware unto them."

When one has formed a trusting relationship with him, only then will they understand who he realy is and that we CAN depend on him. He will not leave us. He promised.

Wanda
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Im the other one
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:04 pm
Jesus never leaves us, we are the ones who leave him.

Hebrews 13: 5
"Let your conversation be without covetousness; and be content with such things as ye have: for he hath said, I will never leave thee, nor forsake thee."

Isaiah 41:17
"When the poor and needy seek water, and there is none, and their tonue faileth for thirst, I the Lord will hear them, I the God of Israel will not forsake thee."

Joshua 1: 5
There shall not any man be able to stand before thee all the days of thy life: as I was with Moses, so I will be with thee: I will not fail thee, nor forsake thee,"

Deuteronomy 4: 31
"(For the Lord thy God is a merciful God;) he will not forsake thee, neither destroy thee, nor forget the covenant of thy fathers which he sware unto them."

When one has formed a trusting relationship with him, only then will they understand who he realy is and that we CAN depend on him. He will not leave us. He promised.

Wanda
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:04 pm
My golf hat!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:06 pm
im'a gonna go repent now
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Questioner
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:07 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
im'a gonna go repent now


Toss up a Heil Jesus for me while you're there.
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Im the other one
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:08 pm
Just trying to get the point across. :wink:

j/k, I got disconnected, pushed once, came out twice.

Wanda
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:09 pm
jesus is coming , you better get an umbrella
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:11 pm
<slaps shewolf>

You are such a rude grrrrrrrrrrrrrrl!
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Im the other one
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:11 pm
Reminds me of Christmas with the Kranks..."you're gonna need an umbrella."

Wanda
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:11 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
jesus is coming , you better get an umbrella

Bukkake Jesus? Is that what the white stuff on the tree is?!?!?!?
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Im the other one
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:13 pm
DrewDad, I thought your avatar was some kind of monster slapping someone. Is it spagetti?

Perhaps a spagetti monster?

Wanda
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:13 pm
why are you looking up?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:14 pm
DrewDad wrote:
shewolfnm wrote:
jesus is coming , you better get an umbrella

Bukkake Jesus? Is that what the white stuff on the tree is?!?!?!?


Oh
my
God.

There is like, 4 inches of the stuff here right now. Good thing I brought my boots.
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Questioner
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:16 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
jesus is coming , you better get an umbrella


So, would that make him a fertility god?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:16 pm
Bella Dea wrote:
DrewDad wrote:
shewolfnm wrote:
jesus is coming , you better get an umbrella

Bukkake Jesus? Is that what the white stuff on the tree is?!?!?!?


Oh
my
God.

There is like, 4 inches of the stuff here right now. Good thing I brought my boots.


and people say jesus only comes once every 2000 years..

ppbbthhh
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:21 pm
I'm the other one wrote:
DrewDad, I thought your avatar was some kind of monster slapping someone. Is it spagetti?

Perhaps a spagetti monster?

Wanda

No, it is a flying spaghetti monster.

Although Yaya calls it a "jumping bug." Confused
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:52 pm
This dude just gets more outrageous . . . now he's wankin' all over the house ? ! ? ! ?

That boy needs serious counseling--he put's the Bush twins to shame . . . i mean, just 'cause your daddy is the big guy . . .
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 04:58 pm
You're the one that gave Him the spam. It is His fault that he ordered something to "increase the size of his load?"
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