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GOT JESUS?--RELIGIOUS HILARITY

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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:46 pm
Yeah, but the Jews rejected him
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:47 pm
He sure ate the hell out of that baloney . . . only god knows what's in that . . . uhm . . . oops, there i go again . . .
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:48 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
why wouldnt jesus eat pork?

He was a Jew, and the New Testament hadn't been written yet. It just seems that he was the turning point of a whole paradigm shift.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:48 pm
Soon. you will be adding a capital G to God http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/Intrepid2/b91b5b4d.gif
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:50 pm
Pure beef.


<so are the wings ready?>
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:51 pm
Intrepid wrote:
Soon. you will be adding a capital G to God http://i3.photobucket.com/albums/y75/Intrepid2/b91b5b4d.gif
Not too soon I hope...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:52 pm
ehBeth wrote:
Pure beef.


<so are the wings ready?>


You plannin' to walk in the door in the next ten minutes? Otherwise, small doggies have other plans for the use of my time . . .
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:53 pm
Setanta wrote:
ehBeth wrote:
Pure beef.


<so are the wings ready?>


You plannin' to walk in the door in the next ten minutes? Otherwise, small dogs have other plans for my time . . .

TMI! TMI!
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:54 pm
Setanta wrote:
He sure ate the hell out of that baloney . . . only god knows what's in that . . . uhm . . . oops, there i go again . . .

Mr. Setanta,

See! You can't help it! http://www.smileys.ws/smls/messages/00000008.gif Once you let Him in He is there and you can't ignore Him any longer! It's so wonderful! I am so happy for you, Mr. Setanta.http://www.smileys.ws/smls/grinning/00000014.gif

And, of course Jesus ate the hell out of it, I mean, He came to take hell away (in a sense) didn't He? Oh, I get it! http://www.smileys.ws/smls/laughing/00000012.gif That was one of those marvelous plays on words of yours! Mr. Setanta, you are so funny sometimes! I love your sense of humor!http://web4.ehost-services.com/el2ton1/heart.gif

Your day must really be going great now!http://web4.ehost-services.com/el2ton1/specool.gif
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:55 pm
It would if that bastard would come back with my four bucks, and replace all the stuff he ate, and do the dishes . . .
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:57 pm
Consider it an offering, Setanta. It will come back to you many fold :-)
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:57 pm
What hams.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:58 pm
Bullshit . . . i want my four bucks . . . it ain't like toonies grow on trees, ya know . . .


DD: heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee . . .
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:58 pm
Setanta wrote:
It would if that bastard would come back with my four bucks, and replace all the stuff he ate, and do the dishes . . .

Mr. Setanta,

Oh believe me!http://web4.ehost-services.com/el2ton1/thumbup.gif Now that you have met Him, talked to Him, and broken bread with Him, you will get a lot more than four bucks! :wink:
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:59 pm
Broken bread Hell, he stole the damned bread just like he took all the baloney and the cheddar . . . just left an empty bread bag . . . it that's his idea of breakin' bread, we're all likely to starve . . .
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:59 pm
Was He a prostitute?
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:05 pm
Mr. Setanta Wrote:

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Broken bread Hell, he stole the damned bread just like he took all the baloney and the cheddar . . . just left an empty bread bag . . . it that's his idea of breakin' bread, we're all likely to starve . . .


Mr. Setanta,

Don't you realize that a lot of the things Jesus did were also lessons for us all? :wink: You let Him in. You let Him eat. You did nothing to stop Him. I would say that says a lot about you Mr. Setanta. You shared!

It is better to give than it is to receive, Mr. Setanta.http://web4.ehost-services.com/el2ton1/heart.gif
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Questioner
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:09 pm
http://www.cfjmfg.com/storage/rag/yo_jesus.jpg
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:11 pm
I now know Mr. Setanta's conversion is real! Praise the Lord!http://web4.ehost-services.com/el2ton1/heart.gif
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:12 pm
Talk's cheap . . . i want my four bucks, a pound of baloney, a pound of cheddar and a loaf of bread . . .
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