GOT JESUS?--RELIGIOUS HILARITY

if its a new trend.. I want in!

Well, you see.... Momma Angel has gone and got this darned Emoticon Additiction thing going on. She is currently in a 12 step program to get her back to normal.... Setanta is her sponsor.

I didn't make this up. I read it in the threads.

seems she took all the 12 steps at once and tripped....

You can't blame Setanta for that

shwolfnm Wrote:



shewolfnm,

Alas, you have not heard of my recently discovered addiction? Yes, I am addicted to Smileys. Mr. Setanta has graciously agreed to be my Smileys Anonymous sponsor though. :wink: He is trying to guide me so that I don't feel the obssession to use them so much. So, please be careful in your use of Smileys, shewolfnm. THEY ARE SO ADDICTIVE!

But, if you do fall into the trap of this addiction, shewolfnm, I am sure Mr. Setanta with all his graciousness will be happy to sponsor you also! As you can see, he is really helping me.....well......

Setanta,
Since you appear to be the resident expert on humour. Do you think that God would mind if I wore this suit to Church?

Keep your snide remarks to yourself Intrepid, i've never touted myself as resident expert on anything.

As for the suit, i'd say it certainly fits your character based on your postings here.

But i'd say Jesus does have a sense of humor . . . i just asked him what he thinks of Intrepid . . .

Dear Setanta,

I did not infer that you ever said that you were the resident expert on anything. I would never be so bold. I said it appears that you are the humour expert. There is a difference.

I am so glad that you like the suit. I had it made special and I was hopiing that you would like it. I can now wear it with pride when I go to Church.

I am so happy that you asked Jesus about me. I know that He loves me. He must really love you too because he never actually talks to me as he, apparently, has to you.

:-)

A course he does, i tracked him down here in Tranna after i found out he escaped from Bella Dea's house . . . didn't you see the snow in the background?

Are you in Toronto now????? Maybe we could do tea or something? Oh, I would so like that.

Yes, it is snowing rather heavily, isn't it. We are expected to get about a foot. I hope you have warm boots and mittens with you.

I don't need no stinkin' boots . . . i just wear my runnin' shoes . . . i do use gloves . . . it's snowin' right now, but i wouldn't call it heavy.

The image below was taken when Jesus was told that modern evangelicals describe themselves as "christians" . . .

Here's a piccie of Jesus right after i told him that Intrepid and MOAN claim they practice christian love . . .

You found him? Oh thank God! You tell that Jesus I've been worried sick about him! We've called all over the place looking for him. He's in big trouble and better get his butt back behind the sofa before I give him something to run from.

Is that Jesus? My, but I think he has changed somewhat from what I remember. Oh, wait....nevermind.....I have never actually seen Jesus......yet.

He does appear to be in a rather happy mood. Then, that is what we expect from Jesus. He is happy that everyone gets along in peace and harmony. I am pleased that you are able to converse with Jesus. That shows that you truly love him too. We will soon celebrate His birthday (I know it is not the day of his actual birth, but that is ok)

I finally left California because I couldn't keep Jesus off my lawn.

Ah, you can't fool me, Setanta. That is a Hollywood Jesus. It says so right on the picture.

Jesus got really bummed after i gave him Bella's message . . .

Different Hey-Zeus, CJ . . .

Mr. Setanta,

My prayers have been answered! You are talking to Jesus! Praise the Lord! Oh happy day! Everyone, Mr. Setanta is talking to Jesus. He has surely taken a great turn here today folks! The next thing you know, Mr. Setanta will be singing hymns!

Mr. Setanta, I am so happy for you. As you can see, Jesus is a pretty nice guy, isn't He? :wink:

Blessings on you Mr. Setanta!