GOT JESUS?--RELIGIOUS HILARITY

I found him on the clearance rack at Wal Mart

That dude really gets around . . . but hey, wait a minute . . . how did he get in with no shoes on ? ! ? ! ?

Jesús is my neighbor. He has a big hat.

Man, there ain't no flies on that dude . . . how he does travel ! ! !

He has a mini-van. Early 90's Chrysler I believe.

So, like, does he wear shoes when he drives? I always thought you could get a ticket for driving without shoes.

I don't know.

I saw him with boots on the other night while he was out shoveling snow. I expected him to just part the fluffy white stuff like Moses parted the red sea.

Shoot! Setanta is right! He's gone again! Dang it Jesus!

I leave him for one minute to answer the phone and he takes off.

friend of mine says he got his own motorcycle gang . . .

i thought jesus dove a VW bus?

You may be right . . .

Jesus?? IS that you??

I heard he drove the money changers. How did he find the ignition?

divine intervention..

Mr. Setanta,

Wow! There is that rapier wit of yours again! And go figure, why on earth would anyone that actually believes in Jesus as the Savior and Lord and loves Him be offended by your jokes? I mean gee, Christians might actually think you don't like God or something. Hey, they might even think you are ridiculing them? I just can't understand that at all. It's a good thing I know you, Mr. Setanta. I know you would never do such a thing. That is just not like you at all! :wink:

Let's see, yesterday you said you actually considered something a blessing. I thought that was so awesome! Wow! Now, you are getting religious banners coming up on your screen that others are not getting? Hmmmm. Some might call that divine intervention perhaps?

I can see you are enjoying your day! I am glad that you are having things to smile about today!

Is that a picture of your van, Setanta? Real nice paint job.

Proof, if any were needed, that christians take themselves too seriously, and lack a sense of humor . . .


Does Jesus have a sense of humor?

whats up with the ton of smilies?

He must.... He suffers us :-o