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GOT JESUS?--RELIGIOUS HILARITY

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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 01:54 pm
This is an awful site but I had to post it. I know some people will hate me for it but....
Dress Jesus Up
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 01:55 pm
Did you paint that yourself, Setanta? Is it paint by number? :-o
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 01:57 pm
No, the bastard borrowed two toonies from me, and then boogied without payin' me back after i gave him Bella's message . . . my original opinion holds, he's unreliable . . .
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:03 pm
Mr. Setanta,

Don't worry my beloved sponsorhttp://web4.ehost-services.com/el2ton1/heart.gif, when someone starts talking to Jesus after being away from Him for so long, it is sometimes common to still have doubts :wink: . I think you will find the more you talk to Him the less your doubts will be!http://web4.ehost-services.com/el2ton1/worthy.gif

I am SO HAPPY FOR YOU MR. SETANTA!http://web4.ehost-services.com/el2ton1/cheekkiss.gif Woo Hoo!http://web4.ehost-services.com/el2ton1/party.gif
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:07 pm
He also ate up all the baloney and cheddar cheese in the fridge and left the mayonnaise out on the counter with the lid off . . . you just can't trust that jerk . . .
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:08 pm
Jesus loves fried bologna with some lettuce and toast.
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:09 pm
That's another thing, he left a dirty skillet on the stove and didn't do any of the dishes . . . sheesh, i don't know how you put up with him . . .
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:10 pm
You let him touch my Dansk skillets? Confused
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Arella Mae
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:13 pm
Mr. Setanta,

It's ok, we all need to be servants in our life sometimes. :wink: I am sure Jesus was just trying to get you to understand that lesson when He did that.http://web4.ehost-services.com/el2ton1/biggrinsmiley.gif His actions were great lessons as well as His words.http://web4.ehost-services.com/el2ton1/coolio.gif

My heart is overflowing for you today, Mr. Setanta. You have now received a blessing, talked to Jesus, and actually shared a meal with Him!http://web4.ehost-services.com/el2ton1/heart.gif
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:17 pm
Shared hell, the bastard ate up all the cold cuts in sight, finished off the loaf of bread and boogied . . . not a pleasant companion at all . . .

Girl, don't blame me, he was all over the kitchen like a whirlwind before i could stop him, scared hell outta the little doggies, too . . .
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:30 pm
Got any of that bolgna left, Set?

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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:32 pm
I told ya, that deadbeat ate it all up . . .
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:33 pm
How about the chicken wings?
Did he get those? Confused
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:35 pm
The hot ones?
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:36 pm
I've got a religion question... Is Jesus allowed to eat pork?
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:39 pm
That was under the mosaic law. I am sure he could eat pork if he wanted to. Of course, Jesus has not eaten a meal in over 2000 years.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:39 pm
Of course not, dd. How silly are you? Shocked
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:45 pm
why wouldnt jesus eat pork?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:45 pm
ehBeth wrote:
How about the chicken wings?
Did he get those? Confused



No, thank god . . . er, i mean . . .
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 02:46 pm
Jesus.
Jewish.

no cloven-hooved nasties for him
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