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GOT JESUS?--RELIGIOUS HILARITY

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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:29 pm
Well, fer chrissake, he said he was the son of god and he just needed to use the phone . . .
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:29 pm
That's what he always says.....**sigh**
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:29 pm
You'd better call his Father.
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Intrepid
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:30 pm
Setanta wrote:
Talk's cheap . . . i want my four bucks, a pound of baloney, a pound of cheddar and a loaf of bread . . .


Huh??? Oh, I thought I was reading Portoy's Complaint for a minute there. No pound of flesh was mentioned. Embarrassed
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:30 pm
His Father and I haven't really spoken in a while. Sometimes, I just wonder if he hears me at all. It's so frustrating.

I might just send Jesus right back to him though. I don't know if I can handle him anymore.
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Questioner
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:30 pm
Setanta wrote:
Well, fer chrissake, he said he was the son of god and he just needed to use the phone . . .


Lucky. Every time he knocks on my door he's trying to sell something.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:31 pm
Bella Dea wrote:
Oh Jesus....go to your sofa.

Uh, oh. Jesus is in his "naughty place."
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lmur
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:31 pm
Setanta -
Do you drive a little italian mumber? Only that I just met St Peter hosing down a wee Seicento. Told me he was washing our lord's fiat...
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:32 pm
Just when you think it can't get any worse . . .
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:33 pm
Setanta does NOT mamba.

And there are no Dunkin' Donuts round here. Did lil Jesus have an import permit for those donuts?
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Questioner
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:34 pm
lmur wrote:
Setanta -
Do you drive a little italian mumber? Only that I just met St Peter hosing down a wee Seicento. Told me he was washing our lord's fiat...


*rimshot*
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:34 pm
ehBeth wrote:
Setanta does NOT mamba.

And there are no Dunkin' Donuts round here. Did lil Jesus have an import permit for those donuts?


Jesus and I need to have another little talk about lying and making up stories to scare people. He says he is sorry but there are no donuts under the mattress.

There are, however, some Cheetos stashed in the closet.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:35 pm
I saw jesus delivering donuts on a bike..

wearing a tie
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:44 pm
Jesus wearing a tie... now we're just getting silly.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:44 pm
I imagine that Jesus frequently has the munchies. Any thoughts?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:45 pm
No worry about the Cheetos - I've got dogs.
Cheetos disappear all the time.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:47 pm
Yeah, but do they turn into fish?
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:48 pm
They do smell like fish sometimes.

Especially when we're in Wisconsin.

peeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuw
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Questioner
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:48 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
I saw jesus delivering donuts on a bike..

wearing a tie


No no, he was clearly wearing this:


http://www.cfjmfg.com/storage/rag/yo_jesus.jpg
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 15 Dec, 2005 03:49 pm
Dog is goD spelled backwards. What does it mean when your dog needs a bath? Heathen.
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