Neverending Rap Battle II

i'm a fukin lyrical dagger, use all yo magic you can't curse me,
attack you from 3 ways , yeah theres no mercy,
i don't don't know what you doin, thinkin you got skill,
you at the bottom of the hill about to be killed,
you think you good?
people grumble whenever you show up,
your parents are drunks, can't wait to see you when you grow up,
let me tell you a secret, you parents were stoned when they had you,
i should've of warned you not to push me, but i guess you had too,
i bet you i can tell you what you sayin in yo mind,
"damn, i'm a hoe......WTF am i tryin to rhyme?"

DON'T MEAN NONE OF THIS ****.

**** it i'mma get it crackin already so he gotta respond


you a lyrical knife but you must be dull/dude don't get the Blues when he's jerkin off Bret Hull/you gonna be sorry versin me so you betta repent/you like the Black Wallstreet you got no cents/i'll make you lean back like you was battlin fat joe/fuckin snitch stop talkin to the popo/i'll cock the glocks spray up ya block and have ya bitch on my cock/i put in work around the clock and i'll pop this bitch if he decides to knock/come to the NY and face me in person/and i'll clap at you and have your condition worsen/you can't even make two points like a retarded football team tryin for a conversion/all guys better beware of this dudes perversion/probablly jail bait but he just won't admit it/admit you like how i spit it and if you don't i'll take your wig and split it/i aint even close to done and you sinkin in **** creek/you might wanna move to Memphis cuz the outcome looks Bleek/i'll whip ya head boy but i aint 50/come at me talkin **** you gon be eliminated swiftly/i'm givin you alot to flip but you to stupid to use it/your career here is like alcohol cuz so many people abuse it/when i see your obituary i aint even gonna peruse it/i'll beat your ass from sunrise to sunset/by this time you to dumb to realize you need to run yet/this aint even a battle you just gettin lyrically punished/cuz your vocab is elementary and your style is bummish/when it comes to this battle i don't like the look of it like da backwudz/i could take out the mack the mossberg but i think that the gats good/5 shots gon pop and come right at your dome/i'll have you lyin on the lawn like you a gnome/run in your home wit the chrome shoot ya mom and ur pops so they can't roam/if you wanna quit that might be the best thing for you/cuz after this nobody gonna adore you and everybody gonna ignore you/dude a prostitute cuz all the real mcees whore you/it's gettin hot in here but you need to keep you clothes on/i aint even need a beat to break this hoe on/i don't think that after this you'll be able to go on/i aint cassidy but i still know the b boys/you'd think this dude mike jackson the way he like to see boys/your raps are so bad they should be considered criminal/your skill is minimal and you neva gonna reach ya pinnacle/you claim to be a rapper but your skills aint real/punk ass bitch hidin behind the police shield/you must be crazy if you think i'mma relax/you gonna try to dodge this battle like al capone and income tax/i wanna see what you got to say cuz you got nothin on me/you think i'm poor bitch i got more Banks than Lloyds family tree/you a pussy and i'm a real O.g/i'mma blast you in the head but you aint gonna survive like Obie/i bring the Heat so call me shaq and you Kobe/you aint nothing but a weed and i don't mean the ones that i use in my joint/battlin you is like gettin stabbed with the handle of a knife there's no point

damn quik kid wats good homie????(itz da kid a.k.a da prophecy)

yo was good trey glad 2 c u back 2 spittin homie.aint nothin good wit me back on this site 2 wreck some weak ass mcees.

im feelin ya quik kid......u got aim

yeah i got aim my s/n is machetemaster11 ight hit me up man

i'm just spittin for the flyin fuk of it
hi

Neverinding Rap Battle II
hey yall. i aint did much but here goes....

ayo...ayo...
broke the rubber
busted a nut up in your mother
so how you feel bout havin another little brother?!?!?
u nasty motha ******
talkin like a truck
snatch a bitch up from you
hack her smack her up and **** her
always talk **** high
smoke a chocolate tie so yall could die
just for walkin by givin an awkward eye
u must be losin yo motha fuckin marbles
cuz goin against me
s like plain Streetball on MTV
it aint gonna happen
cuz you suck me dick raw
bustin slik raps on yall
twisted as hell
go back in yo fuckin cell
you fuckin prisoner
hissin's her
dat drunk ass dude just pissed on her
and you whack
all dat talkin smack
jus for yo bitchass
whos cars aint sports its compacked

Dang you think you pimping? betta pimp online
cuz someone's gotta be outta they mind
if they think i'm going near yo face
without equipped without a can a mace
acting like its all good i laugh (see me smile)
you need to get yo butt back all the way to 8 mile
i see you studying, the lyrics you stuttering
i see you writing ...from the 313 *
8 mile? u got the dvd
and i see y'all trying to act cool.
ya'll need to go back to rapping school
learn yo vocab... for a rapping tool
rapping
scrappin
i do it all
you rap so bad you on lotto call!
you guys cant put it together for me then three lines?
dont post on this again before you learn to rhyme.

Now I see it all
Never thought i would
So many wag rappers
Now it understood
I must put these niggas to a rest
Striaght burn my lyrics in their chest
Now let me put your niggers through my test
When I split
I make people wanna flip
Take a step back
because i ready to attack
these words don't stop
they keep flowing
making niggers insane
This lyrical beast can't be tamed
So don't even try
because i will make your niggers cry
Have you niggers thinking your high
Like you're in another world
Yes that is your girl
So don't touch
I am in a rush
Have to get her back home
So i can get some dome
Hmm that was good

Yo I've been gone awhile but now i'm back and i'm not even gonna battle cause these little kids is wack thinkin they can rhyme, From now on all of yall except for a couple need to take some time use your mind otherwise your rhymes will never be worth a dime.

youz an ugly mother ******
yo pop should of worn a rubber
Float like a butterfly,what am i,what if i cut a guy
did i sssstuder guy

HOLY **** You lame man. I hope you were kidding with that **** boy cause that is the plainest 8 mile rip i've seen.

Dj quik so far man I don't remember you but you spit some ill ****.


Skittle this ain't the fiddle on the roof
sorry the fiddler I had a slur
especially after I seen your sorry ass trying to earn som respect
I bet you think your eminem Well
YOUR NOT
so please stop your **** is makin my brain rot
trying to attack someones vocab
when your **** is on the worlds top 1000 words used vocab
go stab another dead cat
then dig up the grave and fu*k your mother
you probably a cocksucking fan
and to try and come at me is the wrong move "man"
I'll shut you the fu*k up like a slut given head on a one night stand
You garbage bra thats why YTZ probably gonna give you the ban
after you take his sand covered cock which is probably no bigger
then a 2 month infants sock.


(So what if someones from 8 mile bitch I'm two hours away and you fu*k with anybody from michigan or the D you fu*k with me and trust this kid you don't wanta climb that tree.)

I know i ripped of that 8 mile ****
u didnt recognize that **** u twit
man u must be messed up in the head
o ya, i ****** your mom in yo own god damn be
fuckin hick, go back to the farm
and go **** your cuzin upside the barn
now just go somke up and get high
while i come by wit an ak on a drive by
im ridin dirty just like chamillionaire
i rap like no other that you can compare
this rap battles over, my anmes C-Quence
u better recognize, that you make no sence

you dont get my point, im from saskatoon
u'll be sittin at home while im out gettin poon
im the i'llest mc straight from the top
was that you last ntie that i saw suckin cock
man people say you have a firery temper
i also heard you ahev a very small memeber
man te rhymes i be runnin with
they step up in yo face an kick you in the stomach
im a real player, repin mike jones
rap agianst me and i'll bet you'll get owned
I have blingin grillz just like paul walls
and all the hoes are suckin my balls
ive been all over even to great britain
you cant begin to diss the rhymes i be spittin

PEOPLE.......IT FEELS SO GOOOOOD TO BE BACK!

first of all my rhymes will confuse you, and i don't need to use riddles,
imagine when i return theres a dumbass called skittle,
talkin bout crap, and thinkin he the rap king,
if you fly fool, then come face me in the rap ring,
you a peasent, don't act like the throne is your home or i'll get my bat and break all yo bones,
when you battle me, you loose and your goin to be embarrased,
i'll beat you up then i'll come back for your parents,
you the one that needs to back to school, you talk 'bout onlinepimpin' like you cool, i'll leave you sunken in my backyard pool,
don't try and play the game if you barly know the rules,
when i'm done your barly be livin', you won't be given,
a damn thing, but what you NEED to get is better rhythym,
just stop before you get shot with you own glock,
i'll leave you shakin your fruit of the loom socks!

o spitting venom, u runnin scared

now dont come around my block
or else i might have to pop out my glock
how old is you,im rappin at 15 and whoopin yo ass
i swear that your jaw is made of glass
but if i die once agian tonite
im not going wiht out a figth

Bitch!!!

Nu gAl cHeKiN In
oh yes,
ma linez are top
toper dat 12 on the big ben clok,
tick 4 tock
workin non stop,
im kinda nu ta da game
the namez Jay-D
n im full of rage n flame
oh yes dis gal is pure mint
as 4 flame
i gt mre dan a lighter flint!

(soz im a bit rusty on ma linez) xxxxx