Hitman J wrote:
Yo endyminion or whatever, Y don't YOU battle me?
I won't pretend to know **** about writing rap.
Some of the stuff I've put out, (Death Diary ect) you rapper's would probably think was about as appetizing as sipping weak tea through a elephant's a-hole. (Hell, you'd be right - some of it is drivel, even if I say so myself.) But there had been a few times when I've written something I was pleased with and I know, without any doubt, that a couple of those were directly influenced by rap.
Anyway, here's a reply to H. I guess it's more a poem than a rap - but I did my best!
Reply To Rapper
I tell you man, I ain't no rapper
Got a bottle in m' hand and m' head down the crapper
My cross been broken by the party kidnapper
I'm a hashish hacker
Only spit out gum
And fold it in its silver wrapper
For you man, I ain't got no fight
My battle be pitched here every night
Temazepam or just get tight?
I see no light
Only crazy politicians marching further to the right
I tell you man, I ain't no rapper
Just make up rhymes for the nerdy phone-tapper
But does it matter?
Cos when I'm bored I count peas on a platter
One for every dream my government's shattered
My brain's been splattered
And I'd stop to clean it up if I thought that it mattered
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Hitman J - thanks for the challenge-
for getting me to write something.
I'm gona stick this on my 'People' thread,
cos I think its got character.

:wink:
Endy