Neverending Rap Battle II

ight listen im tierd of ya ****..
i dnt ryhme off tha top of mah dome..
this **** burns in mah souls..
runs throuh mah vain frm mah head ta mah toes
stoopid **** this aint freestyle its free flow..
n i aint suprised tht u didn kno how could u
u aint uh pro like me sure ur knoen in seattle n tha nyc.
buht can u say ur name is joey dee known in sd out streached ta tha nyc..jus face it u cant rhyme like me.
..im an artist uh poet wid style n grace..its ova.. im sorry FUCKFACE:P

gaaah ur gay.. thats the one u said when we were battling on aim

Me!!! Me next! Can you do a rap for me too? After Gus', I mean....

Coz' I'm cool too!

So can ya do a rap
for this cool stray cat?

wtf? its a cat! hahhahah...

i remember the only thing i could rhyme was...
my name is anna
and you have a big banana!
:p..
hahhahaha

hell naw i wont rap for this mutha fuken stray cat..
i can already tell tht this bitch is wack..
thinkin shes kool..playin her self as uh fool
lookin stoopid posted as uh cat.step all ova this **** like uh throwmat.1 mo time ima say it this cat WACk

dude you know wha man.
YOUR rap is wack
you rap like shaq
an everyone knows, that sasquatch is wack
he rhymes like hes on crack
like you, you cant spit jack


hahahahhaha i suck.. but the sasquatch part makes me laugh..

Wheeee! Thanks!!

awwww. isn't that cute.

diss on USA
You know what, i feel like dissin the US
The people are scum the country's one big pest
The girls are hoes and the guys are bitches
Your focked up government takes all your riches
And ain't nobody dumber than G.Bush himself
Didn't get no presents so he sacked santas elf
Americans so stupid they attack without reason
Like a focking dog biting off the hand that feeds him
They invaded iraq and Didn't find ****
Diss me back now and ill put you in a pit

Wow....

You aint a Artist, you're Wack,
Ya ****'s Garbage, in Fact,
I'm Armed, with these Raps,
To Target, ya Ass,
Aimin Straight, for ya Dome,
Rattle ya Viens, with my Flow,
You're Insane, if you Think,
You Blaze, when you Speak,
I was Raised, in the Streets,
You'll get Ate when I Rain, on these Beats,
Full of Hope, an Persuation,
I Flow, for Ovations,
Yeah you a Pro - A Pro, in Quotations..

This one go out to Easy E
Quit talkin ****
Cuz you dont want none of me
Im new to dis site
So I'm comin wit full dope production
And my lyrics so phat sometimes they need lyposuctions
I'm hear to let yall know
There's a new sheriff in town
It's that man Eclip
Comin straight from P-Town
I'll lay all you bustas down,
wit one blow
Next i'm hollerin at yo mom
right after my show
I be da ****
Pimpin all you bitches
from Portland to Cali
I keep on flowin
I must be on a rally
I'll kill you
Then dump yo body behind a dumpster in an alley

yo **** you gonsta aight dissin the US **** wherever u from



you don't know what you gettin into dissin the stars and stripes/keep your mouth closed for i come at you wit the bats and the pipes/you say **** the United States well **** wherever your from/this kid mad cuz he was made wit a test tube and some cum/came from a lab so he don't got no where to call his own/kid i'll put the flag through you so you know where the flag is flown/you wanna diss this country you gonna be in a pile/my rhymes are vile and if you don't shut up you gonna be gone for a while/i'll come to your house and put some bullets in your brain/have my soldiers come at you and leave you wetter than rain/you wanna say something else then come here and state it/don't get mad at us cuz where u from is overated/save your anti american **** for anotha place/for i'm forced to come there and punch you in the face

LMFAO! WHAT THE ****! HAHAHAH
gotta love the cat

Busta Rhyme? i'll bust some kung-fu
take my pimp hand and use it against you
You think you tight, but this aint a fight
this is a beat down!
so get outta my town...
sOr ill get ya so lost your pushin' the onstar button
Rhyme ya broke so your down to nothin
then ill take your girl
pimp her good till shes in a dizzy whirl!
dont believe me? imma a straight up G!
it will start with denial
that'll last you a little while
till you turn suicidal.

this is the first time i have actaully made up a rap so i guess you can diss on it but any ways......

Quick Kid is A Pansy
Dj quick i told you id put you in a pit
You say you spit rhymes, man you spit ****
Bats and pipes? you need weapons in two
You just a bitch, your mum has more balls than you
You wanna come and put bullets in my head
Do it while im fuking your mum till shes dead
Shes feisty though, like a tiger in the sack
I have to admit she has a very nice rack
Your reading this now and your burning inside
Don't open your mums door, you'll be watching her ride
I warned you but your stupid, you didn't listen
Get at me again and my ass you'll be kissin

--- You cant win so just leave it be or its gonna get more & more harsh, ill just keep putting you on show, your raps are ****! ---

Quick kid why am i off your hit list man.
that aint on now is it

Helloooooooo
Anyone for a battle

all ya'll garbage... who wanna battle me?

apparentally u need a lesson gonsta


me kiss your ass na i aint gay so i don't do that stuff/this internet gangsta here tryin to be tough/you wanna get rough well than let's go cuz i've had enough/the way you be talkin about my mom i say u got an obsession/by the end of this session you gonna need to cut your wrists cuz of depression/puttin me on show man you wish/you gotta be a plumber cuz all the **** you spit is ****/like i said what's your obsession wit moms/let's see if you talk that **** when i got two guns in my palms/the way you spit i'd say you from britian/why you even tryin man the scripts already written/you'd think a dog got at your raps the way all of it is bitten/you gonna throw me in a pit i'll impale you on spikes/this dude like balls and i aint talkin bout the ones a center hikes/if you so good how come all the girls you try to screw are dykes/you keep runnin your mouth i'll shoot you in the lip and crush the dro you blow/i'm doin this **** to see how long you can go/before you dead and i'm on death row/so i'm a pansy huh well better that than a bitch/this little snitch better watch when my finger itch/cuz he gonna be on the ground once my finger twitch/this dude make me laugh that's what i need some comic relief/watch yourself before the bullets the size of comets release/you gonna be wishin for peace hopin the barrage will cease/i'm down to go the whole time so just know that/we all know you a pussy bitch you already showed that/next rap i'll fill in the gaps that you lack/but relax i'm done wit u guess i'm movin to crack

crack man good to see you maybe you've stopped suckin the dick/you better be duckin quick when i'm buckin the clip/two guns in my pockets another two in my jeans/so gimme the green for i put the 9 to your spleen/this aint a movie but if it was your blood would be all over the screen/why'd you come back nobody feels you kid you lame/you wouldn't have a nine if you saved a 4 and 5 from a black jack game/this kid is singin more than people that sing christmas carrols/keep talkin and i'll have you kissin the barrel/this kid really loves my raps he puts it in his car and rides to it/you know if anyone found out you wouldn't survive through it/you need someone to beef wit then let me know/cuz you can join gonsta in the dead rappers show/you in a real situation faced wit the truth of intimidation/i don't need a second round KO cuz this a first round elimination/only way you'd run this site is if everyone else was banned/only way you'll live in a castle is if you build one out of sand/i got you whipped you jump when i give the command/kid you just got snapped like a rubberband/i don't think you realize your fuckin wit quik kid/the kid that will quickly leave you damaged critically and turn your stomach to bisquick/i got a 16 shot glock so i'll dump 8 in your buddy/then point the glock at you and empty a few into ya gutty/it aint my fault ya girl be actin slutty/closest you been to a hood is when you in Firestone/got your girl on me so don't be surprised if you hear a high moan/just know i'm callin you out so go strangle yourself wit a phone