Neverending Rap Battle II

carck you bit my ****

you used **** the is known to be used be me

im sorry WHAT

when you spit ur-anus and famous im always useing that

Man i've been on this sight like 5 times and aint seen you use it.
and famous and uranus are always put together,
cos they RYHME don't they
it's how i put em togehter
anyway that spontanius combust come back was good no

it could have hit harder but yea
not bad

we need judges rate this



this is cracks verse's put together
Speaking of vocal chords
mine are here to provoke a cause
if you combine a beard with these local hors
this is what you got...
My man professer in poker dot draws
so get in the bath and go soak your hot sores
you aint got a key to open locked doors
runnin your mouth get broken back jaws
i'll attck with a hack-saw
shoot you at school, leave you fools on the black board
jack stores, here, and over seas
your speakin maltese, **** you and **** your multi's
i've got feathers, you'll never malt these
hault for a second for the real OG'S
proffessers in the bog with a gob full peas
chatting mushy breeze like a clit from the phillapenes
when it's been licked and dicked and dipped in mini-teen
mix a little arse with a glass full of grenadine
heres a grenade, serenading my enemies
makeing you run bitch
leg it like a like a centapede
you chat so much **** running out of ameneties
everybody Holla one word for me
im man of sworn affects
crushing you down like a taranasourus rex
stand up on the decks
your JUST okay like a standard sort of sex
im so bored that im glad i bought a becks
8 sambuccas while i take another clock check
wait for your glock-set
cos then i went and bought the box set
soooo much ammo i could shoot million dogs dead
throw you in the loch ness
just another body for the cops to get,
i come up in in the best of light,
i gotta stay awake cos ima die tonight
thats why i drink SHARK, all throughout the night
and im in bed with ya mum cos of lager sight
hold it up
please kill me now before i sober up
i was avin a laugh but the jokes enough
if im sinking like moby dick then i'll panic
the same way you frowned when you went down like the titanic
am i satanic, just cos my evil lyrics are manic
i cant fix your's man, i aint a mechanic
god damn it, your lyrics a lowsey bid
You can tip "liquid nitrogen" around my head
i'll still come back like the T1000 did

as for "megasaurass" can we be stopping this
i know that your mum likes to likeatlotopuss
So whys she got my dick half way down her esophagus,
She aint a dinoasaur proff

She's a hippotamuss

she's gonna be famous
cos her face is about the size of Ur-anus
fitting in her mouth about 18 retainers
even at fat camp she was under miccelaneous
spontanius bust, combusting simultanious
: - )

and as for "@££@££" or what ever his name is
sorry i said he was your mate, that's TOO FAR on what ever the pages
he'd still be a BOY if we half, half our ages
but it aint his fault, their making CRAAAAAZY babies
His dads get flees and his mums got rabies
I'm an evil mother **** proff you can call me Heidies


now here's my **** the proff's

your spit-lacks-skill
you cant write scripts-fact-filled
im leaveing you a fossil like a tyradactyl
rippin apart your socket
with the glock-set
in my pocket
loaded and cocked-it
locked-it my glock-hits like I-do
shells that cause you to die-dude
crack is cocaine an baking soda
my facts take your brain an put it in the hole behind your choda
I thought I told-ya noones colder
Grow up either mature or get older
Before I bend you like a folder
quit trying to stand next-to-us
my spit burns turning your text-to-dust
causeing you to exodus
like a sharks teeth around flesh you bite
laying you to rest from my desk you die tonight
sorry my styles like no other
so you cant steal from me like you did from your mother
this isn't my first time so u cant take my virginity like u did ur brother
that's enough of that
im done spitting fact
so crack take that victory and spit back
crack was too poor to afford my class
this is for your poor-ass
this kids a gay dinosaur a megasaurass
this kids a lyrical failure
your sinking like moby dick sailours
you think your hot but im hotter
leave you six feet deep in water
so i take some liquid nitrogen
and ignite-my-pen
mixed with a molten eclipse
its sick when lightning bolts light these scripts
im a satanic creature
built on the lost-souls of apostles an demonic creatures
crack u had no time to finish your last-line
so im a cast-mine
pick-spines out my teeth drinking stricnine
stick-ryhmes where the sun dont shine sick-lines
that combine a quick-mind with tha ability to cuss
so fast your ass will spontaneous combust
like plastic explosives causeing blood to start gushin
now the bloods rushin
from fragments of your body ur brain crushed-in
to the back of your skull from a concussion
your body will fall like vodka to a russian
thats it i must-win
i dont need a break when i start bustin
this is about how well you can spit
my scripts strip flesh like hollow-tips
im no one shot wonder you swallow-clips
your talking **** that's enough of that-****
hit your skull with a hatchet
fix ya with a ratchet im no mechanic
six six six you're an evil mother fuker well im satanic
now I gotta choose which shoes to use
should I stomp you with my lugz
like a thug poppin sluggz
or should I use my and-1's
throwing kicks like bullets from a handgun
leaveing your body in the sand-son
or should it be my addidas
to kick the head off your fetus
or should I throw you on a crucifix like jesus
now don't choke as your mind freezes
cause im sicker than diseases


the sickest rapper win please rate an rate the metaphors punchlines multi's and so on

Proff good idea posting it up like that. but you need to do it in order so we know why what was said. otherwise it's just like a LONG list of rhyming words for no reason

if they read it they'll understand it

cmon some1 do a spit

in case u didnt no i am DJTREY cuz some ppl been askin me bout it

i'll post as soon as someone writes a rateing to my battle

I WOOD BUT IM 2 LAZY

imitation be the highest form of flattery... you dig?

Region, I'm glad to see that you've become a participant in the never-ending rap thread. We have a lot of fun over here.

fo shizzle

Just a quick one for the arrogant and ignorant (Regional Phillipis)

tryin to get attention here is gonna be a failed plan
R.P's posted 9000 junk mails like he's the mail man
shake your pram Reg till your kid gets brain damage
and use gustos rake to shred ya head into cut cabbage

i rally dont care about that i dont want ppl havin MY hitlist!

dats y i took it off

anyone here have a myspace?

Hey peeps sorry but i got banned so thts why i havent been on 4 a while and da kid yeh man i aint got myspace but i got msn so add me..

anyone add if u wanna spit or anythin

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