Neverending Rap Battle II

ayo ti-kri this shyt goin out to you so listin up,
i can tell u scared cuz u still aint wrote back u stupid ****,
sayin i got that line from a movie man wat is it u smokin??
bitch please u just tryna to make me look bad but it aint workin,
say some dumb shyt on this site ill make sure u meet death,
ill cut ur lungs off throw them in the air and tell u to catch ur breath,
so just quit this shyt rite now befor it gets tragic,
last time u dropped a hot line was when shaq was still on the magic,
im so fly to see me you gotta look up,
dont think so ill put yo chest on the ground like u doin push ups,
sayin that im wack u just mad cuz u cant rhyme like i can,
maybe u should stop and just stick to being a fan,
cuz this shyt aint made for you this for real Mc's and u aint right,
U as fake as bow wow writing his own lyrics yea umm sike!
so make that change in your life make a U turn,
cuz belaive im like STD's cuz Mc's like you i burn,

Checc that shyt ni66a holla bacc, say some real shyt please im out 1

You see what happens when you f*ck wit us?

that shyt suked fool

ight i got a reply 4 ya whole crew and this bitch copyright


sold me your **** on ebay what the **** are you smokin/if you spit **** like that you gotta be jokin/an asian rappin i gotta admit that took me by surprise/you can't tell we'll merc u cuz you probablly got a string in front of your eyes/this crew will be your demise/no matter how many times you come back and you say your raps are revised/i'll have you lookin like jackie chan doin backflips when you get hit wit the shotty/you can't defend yourself on the mic so maybe you do karate/or maybe you decided on doin kung fu/well now you can protect your boyfriend dudu/ight lemme get onto you and that weak spit/i'll have this bitch gettin knocked around like he in a mosh pit/how you gonna call us gay when your favorite color is pink/i'll smack you around more than a puck on an nhl hockey rink/when it comes to your crew i don't know who to name as the weak link/i'll leave marks on you permanantly like i just injected you with ink/the bullets are comin at you so i wouldn't blink/you think your tough cuz you might be a jacker/your crew should be called Ritz cuz it's filled with nothin but crackers/i'm quik on the mic and you best believe i aint kiddin/keep rappin like that and i'll have you lyin next to your grandma sick and bedridden/my crew's raps are more out of control than a car that's skiddin/before i started my rap your crew was already finished/what little skill you guys had is diminished/critical this dumbass i called him a dog so he starts to snarl/kid you "seen"about as much pussy as Ray Charles/you goin against us puts you in great peril/the reason your girl is on me aint because your ass is probably sterile/i ripped you once and your only response was basically my rap flipped/your career here is like a birds wings cuz it just got clipped/but maybe it's cuz you were in the shower with ti kri and you fell and slipped/aight lemme move on to crack again/i'm surprised that this little bitch is back again/looks like you gonna get filled full of holes like i'm bustin the mack again/next step is you gettin heated up with the pump/i'd tell you guys to get off each other's dicks but i forgot white boys can't jump/crack man you gettin it hot water so now i gotta add the baking soda/the amount of your skill is about as long as the lightsaber of yoda/you could be young jeezy or akon you still won't be a soul survivor/i'll have you chokin when you try to come up like your a scuba diver/so no one has to see you or read your raps i'll throw you in a mass vault/we run over your crew and leave you there permanantly like we runnin over asphalt/time for me to finish off my rap by includin your last member/with your raps you could be a titan and you'd never be remembered/i see in your rap you kept my name out your mouth so i'm thinkin your startin to know who not to mess with/the raps you spit hopin to get with this clique i gotta tell you that you didn't impress ****/i don't care how big your alliance we'll crush you like you peasents in defiance/dealin with you little bitches really aint rocket science/you try to make a slap but fall apart like a crude glove/it's obvious you faggots like to wrestle cuz you all like "dude love"/your crew as a whole is gonna need a lot more help/i guess i'll have to gag you fags so i don't gotta hear your poor yelp/i got the king and a prince so how the **** you think you gonna win/me and trey both djs but wouldn't give your weak ass a spin/from rap i think it's about time all you bitches departed/even if you win a rap battle it's like runnin in the special olympics for you guys cuz u still gonna be retarded

Man f*ck a hot comb
i'm coming with a hot bomb with the fuse lit
man i don't give 2 shits, it don't matter who you wit
i'll drop it right on your front porch
then run in joy like i'm with the olympic torch
Hopefully your crew with you, to witness you
f*ckin abbliverated
i'mma start callin you "LY" (lie) cuz you need to be abbrevated
I ain't a win-dow shopper, I'mma diss-down dropper
running u down in a chopper, to chop-ya, man i got-ya
by the fuckin throat so what now?
you really got the knife on you to move me away? show me how?
you little bitch plastic ain't gunna cut it
so pat your stomach while your belly i rub it
so i can find a spot for this real knife..to shove it

damn dudu c dat shyt was raw

nice spit quick kid..but u got ur **** all wrong..i'm not with anyone..and nobody's with me

fuk trey and jay ill battle all yall pussies any day and lyrical disasta ya i didnt write bak b/c i was doin ur mama in teh back of mi lack damn ur shyt is whack get off this website and get some dibs ill chew u down to ur last bone like i eat my ribs yo shyt i aint scared to battle any 1 they always tlkign about how to load a gun damn dat shyt they think is fun but i cok mine and u run so shyt why yall always be dissinas a crew u suk dudu c took a pee on ur lyrics b/c tehy suked like ur mama b/c she always gettin fked so stop tlking ur smak befo u get craked and 4 words whitey jus struk bak

o word ight i thought u was wit them dudu cuz u came 2 their side so i figured maybe u was on their side

yea..i just went with them for the second..because everybody was dissin on them..and i decided to help them out a bit...and for everybody to know..my name isn't pronounced DOODOO...it's DUHDUH..like DURDUR lol...so don't rhyme kung fu and prove you and that with it..

yo dudu c why teh fck u gun roll wif dem girls

o ight cuz the way people been usin yuh name in raps i thought that it was like doodoo

quick kid i got nothing right now..i've posted like 5 times already today..i'm all out of gas...you'd get me anyways my flow is weak...but i got good multies n ****.......you just overpower us all right now :\ ur **** was hot

good looks dudu c as 4 u ti kri u better learn 2 recognize

i ain gun recognize shyt aight i offer people

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me and my krew we callin everyone OUT sayin "**** U!!"
cuz we run dis **** and we dont give a f*ck about dudu
**** wen u spit against one of us da games already ova
cuz dis **** xplodin off my fingatips like a supanova
dis games new to yall but ima vet of dis ****
so go ahead and come bac pussy ass b*tch

yo dudu aint even rollin wit crack and ti kri and he was even feelin my last rap

You betta start believein that tha hype iz real SO RECOGNIZE
You lil bitches is pussies, know wonder why ya crew is set aside
From tha rest of us. cuz tha rest of us 'll f*ck you up
Just ask doo doo about King Jay he'll say thats wassup
You gotta except defeat Killa ya so muthaf*ckin stubborn
You cant except it, just like when i f*cked ya girl wit no rubba
and its not even just you Ti! we got this Killa Crack
and all ya'll talk about iz how i hit DJ from tha back
Thats fantasies Killa!! Wut im givin you iz real shyt
You sayin aint nobuddy feel me? dawg ya girl feel this
She said this shyt iz raw, SHE AINT LIKE YA SHYT AT ALL
Ill let her type sumthin " DAMN CRACK KING JAY GOT HUGE BALLZ"
which is really eazy comparin ta Crack czu i stand 6 foot tall
and i ya girl dont even gotta say that Killa cuz u aint got no ballz at all
and i keep goin and ownin you bitches like a 5 dolla HO
Just like a auction bitch 5 DOLLAZ YA GIRL'S JUST BEEN SOLD
Im a punchline rappa and a playa in this Game Bitch
and Critical cant be laughin cuz this faggot do tha same shyt
My Mixtapes is gonna cut up ya face like SWITCHBLADEZ
Critical you wanna know? ask ya girl how my DICK TASTES
and yeah i rap about ya girl, i rap about ya mom
but these are tha same punchlinez that 'll make yu faggotz gone
Im from that N ta tha Y ta tha muthaf*ckin C
Yeah NYC and you can bet that im rulin tha M-I-C
and i be tha wun that you can start callin ALI
cuz you cant touch my ass in tha middle of tha R-I-N-G
Im done wit you bitches and take this shyt as an invite
Cuz you can Join my krew du du if you start ta spit right
Im betta than ya whole krew, maybe you'd understand it if i said it slowa
We runnin this shyt Killa .... let it go dawg itz ova

GET AT ME WIT YA LIL SOFT ASS
POP OFF

king jay
Yo King Jay,
u think ya good ya think ya sway
But u aint good bitch, u r gay
u think u can play
on the mic all day
now give me the mic
coz its time for me to hav a say

Re: king jay

**** b*tch watch hu u f*ckin wit
u callin my boy gay haha BULLSHIT erryone no u suckin yo dads d*ck all day
b*tch yo punk ass cant spit worth the weight of my d*ck
haha but come bac if u wanna lose to da masta
b*tch watch wat u say or else me and my krew will BLAST YA