Neverending Rap Battle II

and that "bitch mc girl" could kick your rookie ass

iyt Obi here i Go:

check it...check it..

unlike a superman flick, this time da criminal scores
yieldin this cocky rookie wid da utmost subliminal force
choke ya wid ya own ambillical cord/ Bow down to da lyrical lord
ya lyrics are torn now stand back you empty while im lyrics galore
hitman aint tha religous type but im on my knees beggin and hopin ya die
laugh in ya face and 'ruin ya Site/sight' like i fukin threw soap in ya eyes!
i mentally open ya mind/ destroy ya dads car one spoke at a time
shove your ass down the stairs and hear da CRACK az ya just broken ya spine
battlin iz new to you i see, ill get ya brain rattled wid a knife
i KNOW you never rap, you never internet battled in ya life!


(lol PERSONAL ALERT)



wtf thisdude needs help better back up and just screw yourself
no point in sayin ima shoot this elf you oculdnt beat me even with luda's help!
damn i dont need to drop quick, im just goin slow n' torn him
this guy aint no fu'ckin textee i saw him on tha poem forum!
(Another Personal..)


Judge the battle yall

Hitman doin his hits online
making up fake ass **** for rhymes
You ask why everyone tells you your **** is wack
it's cause you lack the creativity for a good attack
you've proved you lack the originality thats a fact
as a matter of fact, I've already lost track
how many battles you've lost walkin into a trap
Talkin in one rhyme how with a knife you're strapped
It's about time you start to realize your life is crap
problem with your attack is you lack imagination
your punches pulled back so you dont pack devestation
your ****'s not on track since you got no tracked destination
Lets see how this **** leaves the score shifted
like my mind twisted the rhymes till your score drifted
you're not gifted, my rhymes hit you so hard you'll be lifted
Off of the ground spun around and sent to the earth crashing down
in another town, profound I'm the king it's time for me to sign my crown
But first I gotta step up and make a sound
I'll tell it to you simply you suck at life
Everyone here knows how it is to **** your wife
And he tells us all MESS WID HITMAN AND GET SNIPED!
if you can snipe with a knife then you're set for life
but this shits past a battle its a full blown fight
Keep startin **** with me and you'll lose your rights
talking bout you're a king, I'll make you my slave tonight
I seen that ever since the first time you entered this site
you've been on the proffesors nuts like a moth to a light
and you've been clinging on since like white on rice
Challenged me to a battle but you shoulda thought twice
before entering this battle you shoulda prayed to Christ
Cause you may be joining him soon as I crucify you
my words are like the good book 'cept I amplify truth
I testify youth, is not your strongest point since you lack skill
I'll be scalpin you like that one scene from the movie "Kill Bill"
you know the drill, keep fighting me it'll be your blood that I spill
Talkin bout not judging the battle with a biased opinion
but it's set up so this battles winner is based on your homies dicision
But I played it cool, and followed the rules,
And studied my opponent so I could prove him a fool
used words as my tool, now I'm gonna wait for judgement to pass
And see if who wins for real or if it's just your homies kissin your ass
Oh yeah, I did post a reply on that poetry thread
Cause your **** had me so bored I thought I was dead
next rhyme take the time to come up with a good line like a real mc
instead of using weak ass **** that dont even phase me

dude you already posted a rhyme against me.....

Lol but w/e gotta give ya some props therr...except when you said you went to the poetry forum becuase you thought you were bout to die i didnt really get that..or why you studyin me like an christan wid a bible

ight i'll judge this battle


multies:obnoxious
flow:obnoxious
personals:hitman cuz of his 2 personals
punches:hitman
enjoyment:obnoxious

overall:i think that if given the chance 2 write more bars hitman woulda had a better chance.but obnoxious flowed better and his multies were hot.close battle to judge though but honestly i think obnoxious just came harder so he deserves the win

iyt kool proff you gotta vote....

yall need a limit to da barz...... all of yall
like 1 person writes short and is to the point and da others are all long..... i cant vote if i get too tired to read da whole verses....

look look

it danger yeah

yo i got brough up in the ghetto, with drugs an crime that danger/
got bust up with cats because of my illest rhymes that danger/

yo

danger how i live danger by name/harsh on the mic cuz it my cut to fame/ slugish emcees tryna expire my flame/but im here to hit hard with no regard for my actions is how i be spittin it/ foolish emcees now look at them they be shittin it, like breeze blocks/my punches blow of ya head like shocks through ya veins they come in chains like volcanic eruptions/
take you out the rap game for the good of it/wasnt long anyway before you was gona run from it give up an quit/ steppin to me ya diggin ya self a deeper pit/ i carnt transmit ya **** dont sound legit/i got word that will tear you apart bit by bit and im just here for the fun of it/ im from the midlands but still i aint ashamed of that/ the white chalk that out line where ya brains will be at/ look i dont wanna start ya heat up but ya girl to me was just like a parkin metre/ yeah yeah and my nuks will destroy every word ya talk/ and n****s knw that i blow up just like i pissed bin lardan off/ yo dj quik ya rhyme be sick lyrical punchs that could kill emcees faster than a thief robs **** on a market strip/ i back again was high times before yeah but i changed my name/

wot u sayin man u rember me mc high time...me old name...

holla back nuff respect

chyea its my boy high times was good wit ya my dude

what happened to this battle being a two verse battle


why do u think i wrote a light one to start off

i was under the impression it was gonna be a two round cause you know that isnt all im gonna write in a real battle

idk thats just what hitman said so i followed that i thouhgt it was gon be 2 rounds 2

ok cool quik

cause you know for u id have to write something that does justice

out of respect

we can do a 2 verse thing if yall want...

dont matter to me thats just how i thought we were doing this

here quik this is my last one to you



At crunch time,i draw a line on the punch bag
Hit the punch line, as yo bones crunch, sag
Your left Eatin like its lunch time and your a lunch bag
Stareing in yo pie hole
I see an American idol
Your actin Obnoxious weak with fatigue
Yo weak at yo knee's
I show speech that flow's free
your chest be money and I cut yo salary
like fat camps cut yo calories
Microscopic level I cut yo calvary
Fuk you valory you wanna **** wit Calgary
You'll loose like both hockey teams in Alberta
My rhymes soundproof so when your screamin noone heard ya
You receive more balls then a catcher
Your only mortal as ya fall on a stretcher
i Load the cartridge wit bowling balls as the trigger reclines
my columns lines
I start bowling for columbine
Ya fallin behind
Eyeballin an be blind
You wanna be pyro
Ya wannabe I turn yo head 360 like a gyro
I flow like hydrogen an 2 oxygen
Leave you wet like driven into a hydrogent an never being able 2 walk again
Im able 2 talk
Able 2 grow able 2 know how to be able to flow
Deliver more pain then cane an ables final blow
Kid I'll burn your cradle an spinal yo
Turntables and vinyl show
No sign I'll loose like astrology
With this fast flowology
Wip yo ass no apologies
Pistol blast yo biology
With my hand gun
Im the professor and this is and 1
Your soft like the effects of lip chap
You don't spit rap you only lip rap
Man quit rap b4 your lips slapped
If you cant get wit that
Then quik spit back
I don't sit back an wait
I just start the chainsaw hack an amputate
My brain jaw reactions mutate
Mutilate
Your futile state
Your rhymes just touching surface like escavate
An naw u cant Esc ya fate
Theres no Escape when **** starts to escalate
I spit an hit your heart in yo chestal plate
This competition is about who's the best
The only diss ammunition you got is in ya chest
a long time ago doc said use less filler to refine my craft
now I flow like miller genuine draft

**** hitman J
yo check the mic
check it again
okay lets go
cmon matt lets go
1s and 2s
yo im here to say hitman j fucks his mother
**** that he just jacks off and cums on her tits like no other
then one day his dad walked in eating cereal in a bowl
dropped his pants and fucked hitman j in the asshole
hitman j didnt try to run
he just backed that ass up for some more fun
now with all three its a family affair
and hitman j cant talk cus his mouth is full of his mothers pubic hair
after this family intercourse
hitman Js asshole is bigger than a 6 foot horse
**** this **** i dont **** with gay guys
if there was a gay man of the year hitman j won the prize
ok **** it lets get in the range rover
and let me whip my dick out and lets have u bend the **** over

Callout Hitman J
Hitman J, Heard you're pretty decent.. Lets battle...

If you wanna battle the real way, Then lets get some rules straight, None of that thinkin' on the spot ****, Doesn't hit hard anyways.

Rules:[/b]

8-12 Bars.. That's alot of fuCCin' bars.. For the Noobs, That's 16-22 lines!.. DAMN...
No feedin' off eachothers verse.. For two reasons. first reason is the person who spits 1st is out of the advantage for obvious reasons, and secondly, That **** isn't creative at all!
Due 24 hours after first verse...

Aight. For the voters... You gotta know how to vote.. Vote either Cats, or bar by bar.. Give a fuCCin' reason why you vote for the other dude.. none of that, Oh his verse was cooler.. had better multies (Multies don'twin battles anyways)...

So this is gonna be a fuCCin' REAL BATTLE none of this "Neverendin' rap battle" way of battlin..

Lets do this..

I'll post my verse ASAP!!

so you either accept or get dissed anyways!

Damn!!!! Who is this guy with all the beef against hitman!???

This is turning into a fuckin battlfield
emcees gettin rattled and yield
everyone steps in with another sword to wield
emcees about to get gored for real
with a whole lot of lyrical steel
this could turn into a physical deal
cause this ****'s heatin up like an inferno
funny how I'm still not feelin the burn though
makes me feel like it's my fukin turn to flow
while I'm letting your bitch here learn to blow
on my dick while I'm waiting for my herb to grow
casually reach into my pocket for a word to throw
You gettin fucked like my dick inside yo mama's throat
before I bend her over the table and I pop her hole
tryin to backfire on me but you always miss the goal
Game's Over son now I gotta go chill out and smoke a bowl

safe quik yh man, all good bruv... how it been on here. we got sum new haters lol. anyways i back now for good..

checkin ya flow now bruv ya punches cum off well strong now blood
u been workin on ya flow then... so u an hit man rolling two man deep yeah... lyrically own the forum like we used to lol... want it ... he tite tho man go ill rhymes nice multies an it enjoyable...

your itte hitman safe ya...

safe quik kid..

holla bak to danger/ high time -1-