Neverending Rap Battle II

see dude i owned you a long time ago lol

Hey
I'll introduce myself ya'll can call me obnoxious
I've been readin ya'll rhymes and it's making me nautious
**** with me I'll leave you in intensive care
this ****'s a monopoly I got no intent to share
dont call me your dog niether call me mister
the same name i heard when i fucked your little sister
yall fake gangstas stayin home typin on your compaq
givin insult to the rap game you 'bout to get bitch smacked
its funny how all of you sittin there stressin
over the Proffesor, when he needs a lesson
trying to talk ****, but whos he impressin
it's kind of deppressin, to see his weak ****
im artistic, you must've missed it,
when I said ya'll suck i was being optomistic

yo this ones to obnoxious good to see someone with something to put up



obnoxious dissing rappers online//
mock them cause you aint vicous you rap here online //
yo rap carrer aint got **** on mine//
i got a cartridge of scripts on time//
got my sight were your heart-is//
shot twice your heartless//
your one to speak ****//when//
your two bars prewitten// my gun leave yo beak lit// then//
i leave you with nothing to speak wit// men//
an woman believe me when when i say your nothing, speak bich//
keep speaking yo weak ****//
answer my question//
why's emcee's first diss always about teaching me a lesson//
my lyrics cause cancer in opponents due to die-gestion//
through my question your tank will-erupt//
you spit blanks as bile spills-up //
you so full of **** yo mouth fills-up//
as you talk in the bathroom//
the lock melts from ass-fumes//
no shock in school i passed-you// surpassed-you//
now its a new year and i out classed-you//my claws grasp-you//
my jaws to fast-dude//im rapping like a lassou//
is the glass have empty or half full//
cmon yo optimistic
dont matter either way i hit yo optic wit this ****//
your acting audtistic//
open your mouth an saw awe for this bich//


,

rate the battle if you want but thuroughly read both thank you

Hold up
you took the time to reply with a lyrical crime
a bunch of weak ass **** like it's a critical time
and you panicked racking your brain
funny to see how you runnin your chain
"an saw awe" thats the **** that drives me insane
it's a pain for me to see rhymes that lame
talkin bout "in school i passed you/surpassed you"
bitch if i saw you i woulda harrased you
i need say no more i just outmasked you
as a weak ass chump tellin some nursery rhymes
**** that weak **** come up with some punch lines
call me somtime and we'll battle each other
if you need to know my number just ask your mother



// lol battling online is really ******* wierd

this is another one too obnoxious




after one rhyme u already used your best//
verbal bullets riccoche should a have used your vest//
putting bullets through your flesh//
drawing your head to your desk//
known to make yo mouth foam//
breaking yo mouth bone//
then stitching you lips shut//
to quit yo biching leave yo lip cut//
you wanna battle me ur on//
thinking ur gonna win your own neurons//
tell you ur wrong//
yo technique is weak so why you think ur strong//
didnt have to think long to feed your reply through purolator//
wouldnt do it face to face ur a pure hater//
im a luke ur a pure vader//
put up yo dukes and pull out yo light saber//
to create rhymes you might labour//
i just use my fight dagger//
battlen me is like a pornstar drunk trying to fight a kegger//
fall to alcaholism an all the jism//
my mind contains all the wisdom//
i started three years ago//
i put my heart in it an developed three years of flow//
you think your the next-best//
i eat poets fo breakfest//
i eat emcee's at lunch-time//
its crunch-time//
at dinner//
i eat rappers, hows that for a punchline //
im the winner//
leave you injured when i punch spines //


peace yo rate it

this ones to obnoxious too i thought id just follow up

been to the depths//
were the devils step//
been to the spaces were carbon atoms crept//
now car bombs leave you faceless//
so much truth in my rhymes so how u gonna face this//
botox injections facelift//
throw glocks to yo mid section to shatter your faith with//
truth syrim injections i see through your fake with //
your fakeness //
like chriss angel the magician//
throw your body in a wood chopper ya missin//
submarine's an sub machine guns submission//


rate it tell me what you think

LMFAO
You see my power and cower
the gunpowder, a thousand shots an hour
leavin blocks devoured
have your family prayin for your survival
bust shots and get cops bent out of control like a spiral
get the **** up since now you're involved
get the **** up and get your chambers revolved
comin with your weak **** saying you passed me
got an appetite for destruction and you still couldnt slash me
they can see that im mean they aint bettin on you
that'd be like playing roulette and throwin down on blue
im gonna blow while you remain a disgrace
pick up your bitch bring her over to my place
but right now i gotta go it's time to break up the skunk
empty out this swisher so i can roll up a blunt
im gettin stoned to the bone, you gettin owned like a clone
call me up later and i'll send your bitch home
this ****'s all fresh like this bag of chronic
i be schoolin you like hooked on phonics
you the proffesor but you need to study some more
so you dont step up and get fucked like a whore

Yo.. I'll run ova' cats... And cripple-all-the-wack,
Explode if heated.. They got warning symbols-on-my-back.
Ya disses be missing, I'm the 'vision', when I'm kicking I'll leave a guy-shot,
'It's clear to see' that Realz will win.. when U see the verse 'eye-drop'. (I drop)
I'm lyrically grown-see, don't think so, treat me like a balloon and blow-me,
Like 'dream cast' but more like reality, when I leave U with a 'sewn-knee'. (Sony)
So hot I'll damage-ya-skin, take Realz.. Well ya' chances-are-slim,
Cats think U hot.. there's no structured battles.. That's why U manage-to-win!
Take U to the floor-bitch, read the sig... I'll make U forfeit, givin' U more-hits,
U can 'look up all your skill' U want.. but I'll still make U 'the-sorest'! (Thesaurus)

LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



if you were any worse i wouldt spit a verse
i wouldnt waste my time on your lame ******* rhymes
you trying to flow to some fucked up beat
the **** you try to spit cant even hold up the heat
sorest aint even a word sounds like you grew up in the forest
like tarzan with a spear in hand
dont even know how to act like man
if you wanna battle make it worth our time
and try to come up with some real fuckin rhymes

k time to judge th battle people

OBNOXIOUS VERSE"S

VERSE1
I'll introduce myself ya'll can call me obnoxious
I've been readin ya'll rhymes and it's making me nautious
**** with me I'll leave you in intensive care
this ****'s a monopoly I got no intent to share
dont call me your dog niether call me mister
the same name i heard when i **** your little sister
yall fake gangstas stayin home typin on your compaq
givin insult to the rap game you 'bout to get bitch smacked
its funny how all of you sittin there stressin
over the Proffesor, when he needs a lesson
trying to talk ****, but whos he impressin
it's kind of deppressin, to see his weak ****
im artistic, you must've missed it,
when I said ya'll suck i was being optomistic
VERSE2
you took the time to reply with a lyrical crime
a bunch of weak ass **** like it's a critical time
and you panicked racking your brain
funny to see how you runnin your chain
"an saw awe" thats the **** that drives me insane
it's a pain for me to see rhymes that lame
talkin bout "in school i passed you/surpassed you"
bitch if i saw you i woulda harrased you
i need say no more i just outmasked you
as a weak ass chump tellin some nursery rhymes
**** that weak **** come up with some punch lines
call me somtime and we'll battle each other
if you need to know my number just ask your mother

VERSE3
You see my power and cower
the gunpowder, a thousand shots an hour
leavin blocks devoured
have your family prayin for your survival
bust shots and get cops bent out of control like a spiral
get the **** up since now you're involved
get the **** up and get your chambers revolved
comin with your weak **** saying you passed me
got an appetite for destruction and you still couldnt slash me
they can see that im mean they aint bettin on you
that'd be like playing roulette and throwin down on blue
im gonna blow while you remain a disgrace
pick up your bitch bring her over to my place
but right now i gotta go it's time to break up the skunk
empty out this swisher so i can roll up a blunt
im gettin stoned to the bone, you gettin owned like a clone
call me up later and i'll send your bitch home
this ****'s all fresh like this bag of chronic
i be schoolin you like hooked on phonics
you the proffesor but you need to study some more
so you dont step up and get **** like a whore



PROFESSORS VERSES

verse 1

obnoxious dissing rappers online//
mock them cause you aint vicous you rap here online //
yo rap carrer aint got **** on mine//
i got a cartridge of scripts on time//
got my sight were your heart-is//
shot twice your heartless//
your one to speak ****//when//
your two bars prewitten// my gun leave yo beak lit// then//
i leave you with nothing to speak wit// men//
an woman believe me when when i say your nothing, speak bich//
keep speaking yo weak ****//
answer my question//
why's emcee's first diss always about teaching me a lesson//
my lyrics cause cancer in opponents due to die-gestion//
through my question your tank will-erupt//
you spit blanks as bile spills-up //
you so full of **** yo mouth fills-up//
as you talk in the bathroom//
the lock melts from ass-fumes//
no shock in school i passed-you// surpassed-you//
now its a new year and i out classed-you//my claws grasp-you//
my jaws to fast-dude//im rapping like a lassou//
is the glass have empty or half full//
cmon yo optimistic
dont matter either way i hit yo optic wit this ****//
your acting audtistic//
open your mouth an saw awe for this bich//

verse2

after one rhyme u already used your best//
verbal bullets riccoche should a have used your vest//
putting bullets through your flesh//
drawing your head to your desk//
known to make yo mouth foam//
breaking yo mouth bone//
then stitching you lips shut//
to quit yo biching leave yo lip cut//
you wanna battle me ur on//
thinking ur gonna win your own neurons//
tell you ur wrong//
yo technique is weak so why you think ur strong//
didnt have to think long to feed your reply through purolator//
wouldnt do it face to face ur a pure hater//
im a luke ur a pure vader//
put up yo dukes and pull out yo light saber//
to create rhymes you might labour//
i just use my fight dagger//
battlen me is like a pornstar drunk trying to fight a kegger//
fall to alcaholism an all the jism//
my mind contains all the wisdom//
i started three years ago//
i put my heart in it an developed three years of flow//
you think your the next-best//
i eat poets fo breakfest//
i eat emcee's at lunch-time//
its crunch-time//
at dinner//
i eat rappers, hows that for a punchline //
im the winner//
leave you injured when i punch spines //

verse 3

been to the depths//
were the devils step//
been to the spaces were carbon atoms crept//
now car bombs leave you faceless//
so much truth in my rhymes so how u gonna face this//
botox injections facelift//
throw glocks to yo mid section to shatter your faith with//
truth syrim injections i see through your fake with //
your fakeness //
like chriss angel the magician//
throw your body in a wood chopper ya missin//
submarine's an sub machine guns submission//


lets know you opinions

Alright lets see everyone rate this one

you think you got a new style but its weak,
the future for you is some wat lookin bleak,
no road to follow you think you got it to make it to my level?
i change ya blood to stone and watch ya blow ya vessles,
insperation to me comes with quickness,
i flow of ma head and spit at u with sickness,
dont see why every one finks day can comespit at me,
coz damn yall wack, neva gona make it to a real emcee,
why i spit at yall when theres nuffin werth to spit at,
i just take it in and find one yo lines to hit at,
not much choice wen you have 1 or 2 hits in there,
ya lines are an embarrisment, they just old and bare,
orite so now im off togo spit at big boys,with real noise,
coz at the mo im spittin at lil gals who are just TOYSSSSS,

pce out

Dazza

This guy comes up trying to spit **** while
He ends his flow by callin himself a petifile
you interruptin emcee's with your weak ass ****
but your styles like dyin in my sleep, im not feelin it
I'll take the time to cripple your rhyme
gime a line and Ill tripple the crime
see we can all make up **** just to make up a rhyme
you tryin to join the wrong battle get to the back of the line
you need to take some time, come up with something new
And until you do, we dont wanna hear no more from you

asdf

Yeeeeeyaaaa
Yo lyrically my styles endless like infinitely

I cut it out perfect like angles full symmetry

You're the only G I left behind sitting in your car

I left you in a crazy daze that's why you're seeing stars

I'm not one for wine, up market Whiskey's my steeze

Give me 6 Bottles of that Il leave you weak in the knees

You took my words and infuse them in your rhymes

nigg@z crying got nothing and weeping every time




im back.... whos still online huRR

sippin da heness, da hen, da hen hennessey
rollin on dubs doin a Buck Seventy
no one spits ****, unless they eat **** indefinitely
hoes in the lack frontin back lookin incredibly,
blurred. slurred tryin to come up with words
findin da right pick up line to attract all of the birds
niggaz lookin so hard they scrap there rims up on the curbs
choke on dat smoke, stroke. im hungry for some ordurRRves

i thought we covered way back about the basic line spit
any one can spit **** like dis right EuRRR you git
explainitery words to conceal what chu hit
see how easy it is to rhyme with it?
i gotta turn off ur ignition and start my latest ambition
keep them commin cause this is number 40 dissin edition
like my nigga said "go back to school and learn all about masturbation
oh wait, do they teach that in special education?"

Obnoxious be steppin to the mic makin emcee's cautious
you suspicious lookin at me cause you know that im viscious
you be gettin scared by me you gettin superstitious
**** with me and I'll leave you in stitches
met both of your sisters and I made em my bitches
just made that **** up and it came with the quikness
Met your bitch on my way home and gave her my thickness
I dont even gotta think of this **** it comes to me when im sleepwalkin
attack me whenever the **** you want bitch keep talkin!
My thoughts are deep, my mind keeps pumpin after fallin asleep
hold on to your seat, when you see my car slowly start to creep
start grippin your feet, you gettin fucked and my rhymes still on preheat!
Dont introduce me to your bitch cause i'll be leavin you wifeless
and if you keep fuckin with me I'll be leavin you lifeless
Better tell the proffesor to stop tryin to preach
he came to the game without a lesson to teach
He gettin scared now that this rhyme hit him
he better hire me to go up and write wit him
he keeps comin back but its pointless to fight wit him
he shook now steppin back callin his wife to come get him
he tryin to take my new mistress but I aint gonna let him
She locked on my cock while we cruisin the block
got a shock, and his rhymes just froze on the spot
im not even tryin and this shits stayin hot!
**** with me on the streets I gotta hunch your jaw will go crunch
you'll be sittin in the fuckin hospital for a month sippin your lunch
I'll destroy emcee's one rhyme at a time
you all holdin your breath when I spit another line
I dont see how the **** you gonna stop my shine
your thoughts are worth a penny mine at least a dime
battlin you is like a crime, I'm still in my prime, on the grind
makin my climb, my **** is sublime, wanna battle call me anytime
It's like Carlitos Way and Im Benny from the Bronx
you can hold me back as the whole movie plays through
But at the end of it all Im still gonna get you!


Anyways Im gonna back off for a little so that people get a chance to judge this ****.

i want everyone to rate this one please



yo this is to mister gold dizzy dizzle or what ever this compensateing tansvestite is

wanna talk LEVEL i leave you BELOW
were the DEVILS-GROW
got a DEVIL-FLOW
BASS-AN-TREBLE in the RIVER-STYX
ur FACEN-A-REBEL as i THROW-LIVER-KICKS
FACEN-METAL-SPLITTEN YO-LIVER-QUICK
when im SPITTEN FLOW i DELIVER-SICK
QUICK like U.P.S.
in this GAME-OF-LIFE-YOU-BE-PRESSED
in GAMES-OF-KNIFES-YOU-BLEED-FRESH
from were YOU-BREATHE
as you BREATHE-DEATH
you FALL TO-DISEASE (dissed with ease)
its CALLED WANNABE-EMCEE'S
WU-TANG-ARMY of pharo's you WANNABE-THESE
TWO-BANGS-ARM-BE-SHOT-WIT-A-SAWED-OFF
TWO-FANGS-ARM-FREE-KNOCK-HIT-YA-JAW-OFF
leave you JAWLESS u try and STEP-TO-ME
i SAW-THIS coming like TELEPATHY
leave you HERAT BROKEN
from A-HEART-ATTACK
im SMART-SPOKEN bringin ART-BACK in RHYME
split yo head open with ARTIFACTS of TIME
as you get CLOCKED by a GLOCK or a FAST-FIST
i dont need to TALK or MOCK your LAST-DISS
cause im out for now CLASS-DISMISSED

Alright everyone rate this **** Im gettin curious




OBNOXIOUS VERSE"S

VERSE1
I'll introduce myself ya'll can call me obnoxious
I've been readin ya'll rhymes and it's making me nautious
**** with me I'll leave you in intensive care
this ****'s a monopoly I got no intent to share
dont call me your dog niether call me mister
the same name i heard when i **** your little sister
yall fake gangstas stayin home typin on your compaq
givin insult to the rap game you 'bout to get bitch smacked
its funny how all of you sittin there stressin
over the Proffesor, when he needs a lesson
trying to talk ****, but whos he impressin
it's kind of deppressin, to see his weak ****
im artistic, you must've missed it,
when I said ya'll suck i was being optomistic
VERSE2
you took the time to reply with a lyrical crime
a bunch of weak ass **** like it's a critical time
and you panicked racking your brain
funny to see how you runnin your chain
"an saw awe" thats the **** that drives me insane
it's a pain for me to see rhymes that lame
talkin bout "in school i passed you/surpassed you"
bitch if i saw you i woulda harrased you
i need say no more i just outmasked you
as a weak ass chump tellin some nursery rhymes
**** that weak **** come up with some punch lines
call me somtime and we'll battle each other
if you need to know my number just ask your mother

VERSE3
You see my power and cower
the gunpowder, a thousand shots an hour
leavin blocks devoured
have your family prayin for your survival
bust shots and get cops bent out of control like a spiral
get the **** up since now you're involved
get the **** up and get your chambers revolved
comin with your weak **** saying you passed me
got an appetite for destruction and you still couldnt slash me
they can see that im mean they aint bettin on you
that'd be like playing roulette and throwin down on blue
im gonna blow while you remain a disgrace
pick up your bitch bring her over to my place
but right now i gotta go it's time to break up the skunk
empty out this swisher so i can roll up a blunt
im gettin stoned to the bone, you gettin owned like a clone
call me up later and i'll send your bitch home
this ****'s all fresh like this bag of chronic
i be schoolin you like hooked on phonics
you the proffesor but you need to study some more
so you dont step up and get **** like a whore



PROFESSORS VERSES

verse 1

obnoxious dissing rappers online//
mock them cause you aint vicous you rap here online //
yo rap carrer aint got **** on mine//
i got a cartridge of scripts on time//
got my sight were your heart-is//
shot twice your heartless//
your one to speak ****//when//
your two bars prewitten// my gun leave yo beak lit// then//
i leave you with nothing to speak wit// men//
an woman believe me when when i say your nothing, speak bich//
keep speaking yo weak ****//
answer my question//
why's emcee's first diss always about teaching me a lesson//
my lyrics cause cancer in opponents due to die-gestion//
through my question your tank will-erupt//
you spit blanks as bile spills-up //
you so full of **** yo mouth fills-up//
as you talk in the bathroom//
the lock melts from ass-fumes//
no shock in school i passed-you// surpassed-you//
now its a new year and i out classed-you//my claws grasp-you//
my jaws to fast-dude//im rapping like a lassou//
is the glass have empty or half full//
cmon yo optimistic
dont matter either way i hit yo optic wit this ****//
your acting audtistic//
open your mouth an saw awe for this bich//

verse2

after one rhyme u already used your best//
verbal bullets riccoche should a have used your vest//
putting bullets through your flesh//
drawing your head to your desk//
known to make yo mouth foam//
breaking yo mouth bone//
then stitching you lips shut//
to quit yo biching leave yo lip cut//
you wanna battle me ur on//
thinking ur gonna win your own neurons//
tell you ur wrong//
yo technique is weak so why you think ur strong//
didnt have to think long to feed your reply through purolator//
wouldnt do it face to face ur a pure hater//
im a luke ur a pure vader//
put up yo dukes and pull out yo light saber//
to create rhymes you might labour//
i just use my fight dagger//
battlen me is like a pornstar drunk trying to fight a kegger//
fall to alcaholism an all the jism//
my mind contains all the wisdom//
i started three years ago//
i put my heart in it an developed three years of flow//
you think your the next-best//
i eat poets fo breakfest//
i eat emcee's at lunch-time//
its crunch-time//
at dinner//
i eat rappers, hows that for a punchline //
im the winner//
leave you injured when i punch spines //

verse 3

been to the depths//
were the devils step//
been to the spaces were carbon atoms crept//
now car bombs leave you faceless//
so much truth in my rhymes so how u gonna face this//
botox injections facelift//
throw glocks to yo mid section to shatter your faith with//
truth syrim injections i see through your fake with //
your fakeness //
like chriss angel the magician//
throw your body in a wood chopper ya missin//
submarine's an sub machine guns submission//

i satnd corrected.... choice budda choice