Neverending Rap Battle II

i think ya might get eaten in a street battle id stay by tha swamp n admire my llamas if i were you

hey mcee fya wanna battle ?

yeah 4 sure u wan spit 1st

i dont care

well do it then

yea ok this one might be a little short :

for me ya SKILL-IS-JOINT//
ill smoke it all up you were good UNTIL-THIS-POINT//
im god ill DIRECT YOU straight to ya DEATH//
like hiv ill INFECT YOU and leave you graspin for BREATH//
you aint got my multies you must be CURSERD//
i see you tryin to make up rhymes thas y you wanted me to go FIRST//
if you were a surfer you'd wipe out ill do da hang 10//
my rhyme power is taller than that clock called big BEN//
ya first rhyme that should be ya LIMIT//
ill leave you emotionally scared just give me 6 MINUTES//
see right now you thinkin the LANDS ROUGH//
but i STAND while your as lies about bein HANDCUFFED//
ill rip ya RAP SHEET UP and but dents on ya CAR DOOR//
ima leave ya ASS BEAT UP just for thinkin you HARDCORE//

ok im done

ha that wasnt my best one it kinda ameture but OK w/e we need like judges or summin

Ya know ya goin down when fya's in town, got rappers running, saloon doors still swingin, when I step inta the place, pull a gun and start spittin, im spinnin, hittin every wanna be cowboy in tha face, if I was tha wild west id be john wayne, fuk ya shottys when ya heads goin through a window pane, now that's call pain, before tha battles ova you'll wanna pull a kurt kobain, and leave this world in vain ya just a drop of water down tha drain, **** ya multis, I do write em I just don't press caps lock to point em out, your right, im writing with my toes, coz I got my hands tied getting licked out, writing multis im multi taskin and still knockin ya out.

lol respect fya that was a fresh rhyme. i prolly lost by a little bit but o well ill get over it

ta but i thought your rhyme was good, but on tha line where ya said hang 10 i thought tha next one would a sounded better it ya said summin like they call me hit man coz i hang men

lol damn i shoulda thought of dat..... lol wtever it was a freestyle i just spat wat was in my mind, ya know?

yeah u wanna go another round?

.. sure i got nuttin better to do here i go:

if this was a buildin i be CRASHIN DA PLACE//
even before ya rappers move im there BASHIN YA FACE//
yall better watch out this it im FLOWIN NOW//
like young joc, you sukas know that it "GOIN DOWN"//
you fools try and push me over but i dont even BUDGE//
now you gonna try and judge my rap like you da JUDGE//
too bad im da judge the lawyer and the VERDICT//
ill kill you and hang ya body just to CONFIRM-IT//
havent got me ALERTED as matter afact im gettin DROWSY//
i didnt bother readin ya stuff it was too LOWSY//
next time less hope that your next rhyme MAY FLOW//
but for now you lost i won iz a K.O//

lol ok

yo ill be bak later i gotta do some stuff

Get ya **** correct if your gonna point out famous landmarks in London town, Ya need ta buck up on ya knowledge son, call me Elizabeth coz im wearing tha crown, bound ta be renowned for my music, I just lose it, like nike I just do this, you wanna be like Alicia silverstone coz ya clueless, **** call me power tool coz I get ya rhymes n screw em, if I read it to a six year old I bet they would start booin, when I move, you move like luda said, sayin ya wont budge we'll test it at a cliff top when I push ya off da edge, Ya drowsy coz I jus drugged ya lazy ass bout to get bludgeoned, I'll drop ya in sum woodland, go home smoke a blunt, get back on a2k n start tha hunt for fresh blood, coz ya raps aint working son they all duds, my flow is chin deep like floods, when im spittin its monsoon season,i'd squash ya **** in 2 bars but its so **** i got no reason

yo im bout ta bounce out its 3am here catch ya l8rs

ive been gone to long sup quik kid




whatever happen to dropping
non stop when
we were the cream of the crop then
was the times
now because the minds
of humans
the thoughts comsumed in
an single verse
fumeing an fuel each burst
like a fuel injector
only a few good rappers here only a few i respect for
there skill
is clearly ill
if you didnt hear me chill
relax well my tracks leave you ill
like i spillt anthrax on your tampax
my armor built to withstand attacks
of the mighty
fight me wether your asian black or whitey
your fall will not be despite me
it'll be if you bite me
nightly my mind flows an i write free

throwing rights
and lefts
like god gives life
an the reaper does deaths
we need grief
like we need hate
we need belief
like we need faith

adam an eve had able an cane nones has been able to stay sane long enough to understand what i believe cant be explained it gets implanted into your brain at birth first your embrios are pulled from criogenic chambers and emersed into radioactive dangers at the centre of the universe

throwing rights
and lefts
like god gives life
an the reaper does deaths
we need grief
like we need hate
we need belief
like we need faith

the end is near
in my bomb shelter distilled beer
chilled near perfection
millions killed like a deer in a intersection
the only protection from the nuclear toxins
is to be down here boxed in
im downin beer eating deer breeding oxin
feedin plants carbon monoxide instantly breatheing oxygen
multiplied so we might walk again
on the other side
were mother earth died
at the birth of nanotechnology hybrid of silacone an cyanide
civilians turned to drones
as science died
the violence burned through bones
silence has grown
from my home of stone
where the last survivors on earth r known
to rome with fossil fuels an chrome


just a quick one for everyone to read and rate

yo.
I'll battle some one, start it off, remember 1 at a time

yea exucation ill battle you

let me do dis:

after this rhyme youll be too SCARED TO DISS//
get ALL ya lines they still cant COMPARE TO THIS//
you make some words rhyme and you think that you STYLISH//
then you take this **** all seriously and turn out worse than IRISH//
i got a problem wid you so i know how to make the SOLUTION//
get this wanna be "MC" and get him ready for an "EXACUTION"//
im ready i got my lyrical UZI'S SET//
this kids got 25 condoms all screamin "you havent USED ME YET!!"//
man ill do in my sleep and still get your ass PISSED//
you prolly live in the suburbs, you white, with shirts down to ya WRIST//
your gettin DISSED, im as clear as water while your fogged out by MIST//
my FIST will cause damage while you sitting there with your book HUMMING//
your teeth will come out and your neva see it COMMING//
start RUNNING before i go homicidal and start GUNNING//
you've been DONE-IN all you see in my rhymes is PERIL//
im makin ya mind look down my gun BARREL//
i write a novel of lines you dont even write a PAGE//
blastin off ya head with a shiny 12 GUAGE//
there you just got SLAYED,HO//
thas it im done you just got K.O'd//

im done.