Neverending Rap Battle II

proffessor

u all mine my brain eat ur mind
battlin me boy u need 2 re-wind
got urself in quite a bind
takin on da lioness
kitty ya must be blind
u need to rest lest u learn a lesson
im on a mission 2 get recognition
it aint about dissin
just dishin da dirt
so if u get down on da floor
no one will get hurt
kun-cluts-crew?
nah but we a clan
not the koo-cluts
but just as nuts man
like the moon im a bring da tide in
u can run but when my flows a tsunami theres no use in hiding
no one to confide in
my force is miraculous oceans dividing
n when i drop my bombs, we'll c where u r siding
u can run to irish (LOL)
im a choke him too
n turn him blue as my iris
go on start ur 2 man crew
but be warned ur gonna perish
when LA spit back at u

yo proffessor i thought that woz funny about 1 tree hill-nice!

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eMjey wrote:

I bust another raw verse cus these pricks can't learn,
Tryna battle me, its a dead end, like you took a wrong turn,
I got a dying quiet storm on me constantly breezing,
Like every verse hes composing seems to be constantly easing,
**** your the quiet storm, I'm the loud storm,
Your lyrics are dead and decaying, like your mother in her foul form,
Matter of fact I'm a dig up her corpse and rob her family trinkits,
Expose her malnurished vagina and happily fist it,
B!tch you supposed to be scaring me like chills?
I'm like a final destination and death is inevitable so L.A.S better script their last wills,
Storm you bite off more than you can chew,
So I make an example out of you and that faggy L.A.S crew,
Five faggits make up the lyrical assassins,
Hopping on each other dicks for a session of gay bashings,
Then Infared comes up in the spot and claims to be the best,
I saw your MSN display, you look like you were concieved through incest,
It's **** disgusting,
Picture your mother and your brother lusting,
It's like your blind or somethin, four bars on this site don't murder ****,
In fact you sound like **** when you try to spit,
And don't compare verses for votes, I'll merk you off when I see fit.

UHHH OHHHH...... wait? wjy all ur raps u wrote say the same thing?

o wait o got yah......

u sorry ass sucka yellin off at the trap like a spoiled kid
thinken he proven **** and go hide but i found were ur ass hid

drag u to muthfukin pit of battery acid and burn that ass up
lady luck aint on ur side no more nigga
u just ran out of luck

now u betta duck or ur head goin 2 come straight off
imma stone nigga
i can tell ur truly are bounty tissue soft

i paint pictures with my rhymes when u just run off at the mouth
i cant stand ur ass
imma make sure i bury 6 feet down south

now u can really be with my motha since u like talkin about her
make u eat the maggots off her body before ur death will occur

go ahead and stick ur hand up her
i hope that **** gets stuck
i heard u were fat
imma take my chain saw and u give u my personal nip tuck

I dont have a brother u stupid ass
but i want one so imma cut ur head off and put u on my dresser in a glass

u idiotic rapper tryin to make it seem like ur proven a point
im tryin to make one too
and its goin straight to ur mouth but its no a joint

its a muthafukin knife thats goin to take ur only life
I can do that **** anytime
in the day or at night

"im Emjay and im the sht blah blah blah cut that **** out"
matter of fact I'll cut that **** out ur vocal cords and see if u can shout

You think u a loud storm? never that in ur dreams
I wanna see how loud ur ass get when **** ur ass and ill make u scream

u dont know who u fukin wit
imma stone cold assasin
im one of those niggas who will torture u and keep on fukin laughin

cuz my rhymes are likecranbarry sauce
i kno they stainin all up in ur brain
ur rhymes are all rapped out
they gettin poured down the drain

and what the hell is a faggy
that was the gayest word u ever said
make one more word like that and ill make sure u dead

while my rhymes makin millions of dollars ur **** barely makin cents
u think u hard but ur **** makes no sense
does that make sense?

no it doesnt so u might as well go **** ur motha like u do every night
or go play with ur dad who i heard u fukin sex fight

the next day they might not even be there to even hug
i can blow all ur dreams away when i dedinate this plug

i bit off more than i can chew? ok
so ill just spit it back in ur face
on this rap ssite u aint ****
ur just ur family's dumb disgrace

L.A.S is the **** and u know u like our spit
we spit so much we go make a pool and make sure ur ass will drown in it

u think u beat me? well think again
ill put everything i have to make sure u neva win

i dont care about a vote
i know i got u in the bag
my raps are unique and new while ur rhymes wasted and already had

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lol 8 lines texas man i thought youd be a bit better than that.....

listen punk less put on our THINKING-CAP//
now THINKING-BACK were you even THINKING-RAP??//
or were you parylized because you had nothing GOOD-TO-SAY//
damn ima really beat you up GOOD-TODAY//
plz man you know me blowin up ****-LIKE-SADDAM//
I got calliber CLIPS-IN-MY-PALM//
dont be mad cuz i lyricly HIT-LIKE-A-BOMB//
Your rhymes dont hit hard in fact they made me chucckle//
ima assult you then attack you with your own belt buckle!//
plz i come ova ya head and stike you just like a florida storm//
plz man oyur crew so bad i saw DJTREY in the rate-my-rap forum//
and this is true so shut up lol your death will not be postponed//
now you,JUST like emjay....has now just been owned//

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Listen Storm, you blow out a lot of garbage potential,
Busting back at you is really non essential,
Like Fyeea, the way she inexplicably throws her **** together is pathetic,
Don't throw wack verses in my face, I'll just reject it,
At the same time Storm you gettin ejected,
"im Emjay and im the sht blah blah" boy you actin ridiculous,
You tryin to play your **** down but its too conspicuous,
You aint ****, you aint a gangsta, you aint even half the man,
Gettin all excited over some pussy internet clan,
Lyrical Assassin?
You're extremely gay, and thats why I'm laffin,
That last verse was simply that much immature and stupid,
Dissing your own mother, you gettin insecure and abusive,
Cut the bullshit rap, Why don't you get on a literacy course instead
The second half of my verse was for infared,
Put everythin you have in, You can't go toe to toe wit me,
The first time I hit you wit sum bars you know I won instantly.

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emjay

aint even got nutin 2 say 2 dat, theres no point it was ****, if u wanna battle me or say **** about me do it properly

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and yours weren't?

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lol emajy here we go......

when i kill the body, unlike you, i SLAY-REMAINS//
i make you stutter every time you SAY-MY-NAME//
LAY-MY-GAME on da table to show you what DEALIN-WID//
then when im done spittin your think that you FEELIN-STIFF//
lookin at ya spit i can them bars are FAR-FROM-PAC//
like "ice cube" any1 can say ya rhymes are FAR-FROM-HOT//
man them rhymes arent gonna get you any where those are PENNY-RHYMES/
im destroyin you sukas and doin it unda 20-LINES//
i told ya 20-TIMES not to act liik you got a WALLET//
ima watch you.....rappin? ok if thas wat you CALL-IT//
cmon i wanna the LAs this little weak bull cant AFFECT-US//
the same goes for this wanna-be thug from TEXAS//

LOL COM EMJAY SPIT ALREADY

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eMjey wrote:

Listen Storm, you blow out a lot of garbage potential,
Busting back at you is really non essential,
Like Fyeea, the way she inexplicably throws her **** together is pathetic,
Don't throw wack verses in my face, I'll just reject it,
At the same time Storm you gettin ejected,
"im Emjay and im the sht blah blah" boy you actin ridiculous,
You tryin to play your **** down but its too conspicuous,
You aint ****, you aint a gangsta, you aint even half the man,
Gettin all excited over some pussy internet clan,
Lyrical Assassin?
You're extremely gay, and thats why I'm laffin,
That last verse was simply that much immature and stupid,
Dissing your own mother, you gettin insecure and abusive,
Cut the bullshit rap, Why don't you get on a literacy course instead
The second half of my verse was for infared,
Put everythin you have in, You can't go toe to toe wit me,
The first time I hit you wit sum bars you know I won instantly.

ur **** is super whack
all u do is talk and dont even rhyme
u need to learn the basics of how to rap
the way u rappin... the **** is go take a long time

Ur **** is basically glued and not even correctly put together
u cant even compare to the king of the weather

now who the hells better... i know what i am so im never insecure
I talk about my mommas body cuz she with God and dont need it anymore

u look kind of confused and wonderin what can u rap about now
rap about how u losin this battle cuz me losin is what i wont allow

all those words u said u have already used before
no origonality
u think u really winnin? its time for me to even the score

you said my rhymes are conspicous? u know what the hell that word mean
that means im noticable to the eye and thats true
cuz everybody knows about my team]

im not sayin im a gangsta but im sayin u a punk
my rhymes go cut u down to u decayin
smellin like a skunk

my clan is pussy? then what the hell r u?
Imma giant compare to you
you not even the size of my shoe

I hope u laffin when i murder u real hard
put u in a plastic bag and bury u in the back of my yard

fukin fagget thinken he prvin something but he not
step toe to toe with me
ill whip ur ass on the spot

u think im playin but im not and noDj knows that im lunatic
not like ludacris a real one that will kill u and represent

I dont talk about death or try to use big words like u try to do
Ill serve with a storm style that is new and nobody has it
guess wat bitch
this is critical review

u gettin served bitch and dont how to face that u will lose
u wanna keep goin with this battle? go ahead and choose

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Hitman J wrote:

lol emajy here we go......

when i kill the body, unlike you, i SLAY-REMAINS//
i make you stutter every time you SAY-MY-NAME//
LAY-MY-GAME on da table to show you what DEALIN-WID//
then when im done spittin your think that you FEELIN-STIFF//
lookin at ya spit i can them bars are FAR-FROM-PAC//
like "ice cube" any1 can say ya rhymes are FAR-FROM-HOT//
man them rhymes arent gonna get you any where those are PENNY-RHYMES/
im destroyin you sukas and doin it unda 20-LINES//
i told ya 20-TIMES not to act liik you got a WALLET//
ima watch you.....rappin? ok if thas wat you CALL-IT//
cmon i wanna the LAs this little weak bull cant AFFECT-US//
the same goes for this wanna-be thug from TEXAS//

LOL COM EMJAY SPIT ALREADY

he not even worth ur rap my man

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New guy
its an apademic bitch make you catch a case
throw arms an stainless steel in your face
running your mouth im gona put you in your place
you aint seen **** till you seen me spit
make like your mums legs and split
************ u cant say **** yous a bitch
got a clit youd luk gud with two tits and thats it
better invest in a bullet proof door
its akademik bitch need i say more
44's AK's and AR-15's im breachin scenes
your confused like micheal jackson in his teens
******* rapist ive murked many your just the latest
cant help but say this im putting out classics
akademik bitch exploding like plastics
my skills elastic they stretchin for miles
leave you out in the cold catch a case of piles
paramedic stitchin up your ass your all smiles
your like an italian all you do is dive
now we'll see that aint gonna survive
its dog eat dog and ima fuckin pitbul
i can estimate your reply silly bitch its pityful
go ahead try and flip this **** your dad raps for you
cos you sound like a bitch im spittin lines verbally rich
your predictable i can guess your every move
i aint a medium but chances ar your gonna loose
makin blood flow like a shadow in the mist scrap
the reply aint worth the risk scheduale a meeting with
my ******* right fist ima make you a ghost am the
exorcist really you dont wanna be the next to be the one
who vexes me gettin you ready to taste this metal one more
thing my 44 can settle startin to boil not like a kettle blowin steam
im the prince of this rap **** im supreme its a rollercoaster bitch
you ready to scream im gonna feed you shells i aint talking pasta
talkin type that will blow u back when i blast ya
im ferrari your a mini watch me blow past ya i got the professional
pasture this aint a flick but your slave and im master im leavin wounds
too big for a plaster save your breath youll only die faster devisatin
crouds like im a natural disaster makin ear drums quake punchlines
hittin so hard feelin spines brake quit the fuckin site before its too late
its akademik the motherfuckin great

BRAPPPPP Twisted Evil

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New guy
its an apademic bitch make you catch a case
throw arms an stainless steel in your face
running your mouth im gona put you in your place
you aint seen **** till you seen me spit
make like your mums legs and split
************ u cant say **** yous a bitch
got a clit youd luk gud with two tits and thats it
better invest in a bullet proof door
its akademik bitch need i say more
44's AK's and AR-15's im breachin scenes
your confused like micheal jackson in his teens
******* rapist ive murked many your just the latest
cant help but say this im putting out classics
akademik bitch exploding like plastics
my skills elastic they stretchin for miles
leave you out in the cold catch a case of piles
paramedic stitchin up your ass your all smiles
your like an italian all you do is dive
now we'll see that aint gonna survive
its dog eat dog and ima fuckin pitbul
i can estimate your reply silly bitch its pityful
go ahead try and flip this **** your dad raps for you
cos you sound like a bitch im spittin lines verbally rich
your predictable i can guess your every move
i aint a medium but chances ar your gonna loose
makin blood flow like a shadow in the mist scrap
the reply aint worth the risk scheduale a meeting with
my ******* right fist ima make you a ghost am the
exorcist really you dont wanna be the next to be the one
who vexes me gettin you ready to taste this metal one more
thing my 44 can settle startin to boil not like a kettle blowin steam
im the prince of this rap **** im supreme its a rollercoaster bitch
you ready to scream im gonna feed you shells i aint talking pasta
talkin type that will blow u back when i blast ya
im ferrari your a mini watch me blow past ya i got the professional
pasture this aint a flick but your slave and im master im leavin wounds
too big for a plaster save your breath youll only die faster devisatin
crouds like im a natural disaster makin ear drums quake punchlines
hittin so hard feelin spines brake quit the fuckin site before its too late
its darkalite the motherfuckin great

BRAPPPPP Twisted Evil

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lol quiet i guess your right he aint even worth it but he should at least be a man and spit back.

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for this darklite or watever:

omg you must be dumb who TAUGHT-YOU-SPITTIN?//
you under arrest LAs just once again CAUGHT-YOU-SLIPPIN//
im pushin you off a buildin and land FLAT-ON-YA-NUTS//
then LAs finish you off and SPLAT-GOES-YA-GUTS//
and truth be told i really dont care if you have LONGER-LINES//
iz not about that i won bcuz i hav STRONGER-RHYMES//
see when ya mom spits (saliva) all she doin is SPIT-BURGERS//
now dont make me mad man or else ill have to COMMIT-MURDER//
if you live in da country ill knock you right into da CITY//
dude relax ok? this iz only the welcoming COMITTE//
but wait it wont be PRETTY when you sayin you da BEST//
fool im goin between da eyes forget about gettin a VEST//

k im done

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rap
hell we gonna rap, like thunder, hear the clap as darkalite and Hitman J walk down the road, il b playin wid ma hoe, wonderin where did every1 go

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............. fat shady..........ummmmmm......shut up.... lol Laughing

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ure reply was **** as man ... **** as

Take ya time next time ...

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this is the last time im gonna burn you like a candle
i feel sorry for u cause you find me hard to handle
i started this beef to expouse you as a fraud
i couldnt break a paper bag but i bet i could break your jaw
your a fake i see through you like a window
stop talking **** like you got torret syndrome
if i put you in a headlock you'd start crying
You say your tough i say STOP LYING
your not a gangster so you shouldnt take chances
or i'll leave you spinning on your back like break dancers
Fya says im stealing rhymes, im too good to be true
well it is true, im good, way better than you
just because i mention berlin wat does that prove
i thought of that rhyme off the top of my head so dont disapprove
bitch you cant catch me im always on the move
im two steps ahead of you like a good chess move
you need to go back to stealing rhymes from channel U
you dont want beef wit me cause i just dismantled you

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IRISH (i know i said i wouldnt post u no more but i couldnt resist blowin u out one last time)

keep throwin ur sticks n stones if u break my jaw I'll break all of your bones
your rhymes are more annoying than a crazy frog ringtone u must of swallowed a fuckin mobile phone
lifes all about choices I choose to take chances n do whatever the **** I fancy
I stand on my own ten toes on my own two feet in my battle arena I don't get beat so get da **** out the kitchen if you cant stand the heat you wouldn't be so quick to start **** if this battle was on the street
I bet youd choke n stutter, burn me out like a candle? Nah I'll fukin melt u like butter
U think u bomb squad tryna say im dismantled my rhymes blowin up that was tnt fuse not a candle
I don't need a mafia a gang or whatever your sayin coz I only need my mouth to keep this sprayin
So get ur fuckin facts str8 before you make accusations you only bringing out my darker frustrations
So if im a fraud check da history, u'll see, I aint neva said im a gangsta just that you're a wannabe
U can be good at chess but im a genious its only the stupid who don't take me serious
I know more than you can comprehend continue to bring it right till tha end dont be thinking were equal youre just another sequal a spoof never gonna compare to the origional talkin bout u'll breakin jaws u couldnt take out a tooth ur analogue my shits fuckin digital im fukin surround sound on point im pivotal
knowledge is power not gangs and guns im spitting theories and formulas for fun then i'll stick a fork in ya your'e done

AND WHAT!

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Watch Yo self 'mcee fya'
You freestyleing days have Expired,
I'm coming here quick and Painful,
I'm every girls Dream and Desire,
My Rhymes are so large and Ample,
You run around breakin bones and killing,
Blitz you wit one shot to the ankle,
You'll be lying dead like Achilles,
Sound like a wannbe rapper with no wits,
No style, No Flair, No Crew, No Rep,
No Rhymes, Dont Step, Coz bitch I dont care,
"i'll stick a fork in ya your'e done"
Man just go stick a fork up yo BUM,
Melt who like butter? Go take a chill pill,
Before you start to Stutter,
My rhymes are just too ill,
You can get Blazed, wasted and Erased,
My Magical Words You Must Embrace,
Because its hands down to who just won this lyrical race.

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mcee fya wrote:

IRISH (i know i said i wouldnt post u no more but i couldnt resist blowin u out one last time)

keep throwin ur sticks n stones if u break my jaw I'll break all of your bones
your rhymes are more annoying than a crazy frog ringtone u must of swallowed a **** mobile phone
lifes all about choices I choose to take chances n do whatever the **** I fancy
I stand on my own ten toes on my own two feet in my battle arena I don't get beat so get da **** out the kitchen if you cant stand the heat you wouldn't be so quick to start **** if this battle was on the street
I bet youd choke n stutter, burn me out like a candle? Nah I'll **** melt u like butter
U think u bomb squad tryna say im dismantled my rhymes blowin up that was tnt fuse not a candle
I don't need a mafia a gang or whatever your sayin coz I only need my mouth to keep this sprayin
So get ur **** facts str8 before you make accusations you only bringing out my darker frustrations
So if im a fraud check da history, u'll see, I aint neva said im a gangsta just that you're a wannabe
U can be good at chess but im a genious its only the stupid who don't take me serious
I know more than you can comprehend continue to bring it right till tha end dont be thinking were equal youre just another sequal a spoof never gonna compare to the origional talkin bout u'll breakin jaws u couldnt take out a tooth ur analogue my shits **** digital im **** surround sound on point im pivotal
knowledge is power not gangs and guns im spitting theories and formulas for fun then i'll stick a fork in ya your'e done

AND WHAT!

LOL ur getting worse u american wannabe

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