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Should I Eat My Wife's Dinner?

 
 
lmur
 
Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 02:02 pm
she's gone out on sudden business..
won't be back for a coupla hours..
it's sitting there in the oven...

What should I do?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 02:03 pm
Fill your boots, and then blame it on the dog!
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roger
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 02:04 pm
Depends on the relationship. If everything is good, go ahead. Otherwise, try it on the cat. If it doesn't hurt him, go ahead.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 02:09 pm
difficult especially if you dont have a cat or a dog.

go down to your 24/7 pet store

buy dog and cat

move into new house with pets

go out together for celebratory meal.
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lmur
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 02:14 pm
We do have a cat.
He's not been known to eat indian food in the past though.

It's a real dilemma. Once a Catholic, etc
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 02:17 pm
I would eat it, clear up and say it was a miracle.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 02:25 pm
Make sure that you get all of those poppadom crumbs out of your moustache, though!....and try not to fart in her presence, as she'll guess.
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lmur
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 02:32 pm
<muses> could retire to the farting chamber I s'pose..

and Steve(as 4100) - thanks for reminding me of my favourite bible story - the miracle of the naan and chicken korma - just makin' me hungrier tho'
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 02:35 pm
look its no use dithering man. You have to make a decision. Either do nothing or go round the pub.

Or scoff the lot now before it gets cold and before she comes back.

Then go round the pub.
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lmur
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 02:47 pm
I object to your pandering to the gross caricature of the irishman as drunks.

It's an insult Sir, and I will not tolerate it.

(need a drink after that..)
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 02:50 pm
HAH!

The day I meet an Irishman that couldn't drink me under the table, I'll eat my thong.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 03:05 pm
er .....and this is central to the debate....what exactly is it that wifey is keeping warm in t'oven?

so to speak
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 03:11 pm
Can you describe this alleged dinner and tell us, where was it on the night of November 1, 2009? Where were you on the night before the last one?

Even more though, you have the title here about it being the wife's dinner, depending on how things go while she is out you would do well to think better about dining on her vittles.
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lmur
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 03:16 pm
Ah Sturgis - the Voice of Reason.

Shouldn't you be stuffing your own face about now?

Steve(as4100) wrote:
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er .....and this is central to the debate....what exactly is it that wifey is keeping warm in t'oven?

so to speak


I refer the Honourable Member to my previous post in this regard.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 03:22 pm
Steve's member, if the rumours are correct, is not all that honourable.
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 03:41 pm
lmur wrote:
Ah Sturgis - the Voice of Reason.

Shouldn't you be stuffing your own face about now?




Tending to that on the weekend...we are a strange group, I get together with a few others on the Saturday after and we destroy as much food as we can. Who said Thanksgiving had to be on a Thursday? Besides which if the dinner is being eaten then odds are a big game will be missed on the television.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 05:28 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Steve's member, if the rumours are correct, is not all that honourable.


a quip like that deserves a suitable riposte. And when I've thought of it you're gettin it Godellpyew.

Smile

Back in Paddyland, you must be nearly on the desert by now? She didnt put the ice cream in the oven too did she?
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hamburger
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 05:37 pm
why not open an indian take-out, there should be plenty of customers
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Amigo
 
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Reply Thu 24 Nov, 2005 07:30 pm
Re: Should I Eat My Wife's Dinner?
lmur wrote:
she's gone out on sudden business..
won't be back for a coupla hours..
it's sitting there in the oven...

What should I do?
Your playing with fire buddy.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 04:21 am
Well?.....it's now several hours later......did you do it?

Did ya?


Or were ya some kinda...........






















Chicken?
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