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Should I Eat My Wife's Dinner?

 
 
Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 05:46 am
Imur might be dead.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 05:51 am
Mornin' Steve.


It's a bit Con Carne this morning, what?
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 05:59 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Mornin' Steve.


It's a bit Con Carne this morning, what?


absolutement mon ami

[I just emailed walter to say I had a football programme George Best playing for MUFC beat Northampton town 8 2 besty scored 6, and I was there in 1970]
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 06:00 am
sorry that was supposed to be a pm to you ..
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 06:43 am
I remember it well! Foggy night, Mud three foot deep in each goalmouth, jumpers for goalposts.

That was around the time that our Bobby still had a full combover, wasn't it?

George Best was one of the first footballing superstars, and possibly the most entertaining player that I have ever seen.

So sad........that it has come to this.
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 06:48 am
He admitted blowing an awful lot of money on cars women and champagne.

the rest he "wasted".
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msolga
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 07:06 am
I think you should insist that she eat this stale, dried up dinner on her return, Imur. That'll teach her for leaving you in the lurch while the dinner's cooking! :wink:
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 07:13 am
DON'T EAT IT! Did he?
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 07:20 am
msolga wrote:
I think you should insist that she eat this stale, dried up dinner on her return, Imur. That'll teach her for leaving you in the lurch while the dinner's cooking! :wink:


thought you said "leaving you in the lurnch" Smile

Where is Imur anyway...AND HOW DID YOU GET ON? We all want to know the result

sp

2/1 left it for wife
1/3 on ate the lot
6/1 big fight, dog got lucky.
10/1 divorce.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 07:45 am
20/1 He re-heated it for her, and greeted her at the door, dinner tray in hand, wearing his favourite negligee, then HE got lucky.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 08:09 am
he ate it


wifey went to the pub
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lmur
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 01:00 pm
Yes, I ate it. All of it. Even licked the plate clean.

Then I went to the pub.

On the way back, called to the local chippie, purchased a quarterpounder, curry & fries for my beloved.

Had to do a return trip as I scoffed those as well.

Did I get lucky? Well, let's just say I had to pull a sickie this morning.

Tummy upset.
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 01:18 pm
LOL
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timberlandko
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 01:30 pm
While eating wifey's dinner might arouse her ire some, I'd think all in all it would incur significantly less social approbation, censure, and sanction than eating wifey FOR dinner ... that sorta thing is roundly frowned upon in most localities.
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lmur
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 01:59 pm
Timberladko wrote:
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While eating wifey's dinner might arouse her ire some, I'd think all in all it would incur significantly less social approbation, censure, and sanction than eating wifey FOR dinner ... that sorta thing is roundly frowned upon in most localities.


Sound advice. Noted.
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sozobe
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 02:04 pm
Although it depends somewhat on how euphemistic one is being...
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lmur
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 02:20 pm
Sozobe wrote:
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Although it depends somewhat on how euphemistic one is being...


I'm sure I don't know what you mean..

But, then again, such cunning linguistics always confuses me
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Steve 41oo
 
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Reply Fri 25 Nov, 2005 02:43 pm
lmur wrote:
Yes, I ate it. All of it. Even licked the plate clean.

Then I went to the pub.

On the way back, called to the local chippie, purchased a quarterpounder, curry & fries for my beloved.

Had to do a return trip as I scoffed those as well.

Did I get lucky? Well, let's just say I had to pull a sickie this morning.

Tummy upset.


Excellent Imur. Have a medal. Credit to Irish everywhere, and on a2k in particular.
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stuffingaddict
 
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Reply Thu 7 Dec, 2006 02:15 am
this is about the comment of the irish drinker
Hey you with the irish drinking comment, regarding it. If you are hot i will deff. have a drinking contest with you. I am irish and wouldn't mind watch you eat your thong. After are encounter we shall celebrate by feasting on stuffing and lay in our glory. You can pick the beer. Fare well from the horny irishmen.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 7 Dec, 2006 04:41 am
Hey you with the strange way of introducing yourself onto A2K, if you took the time to read my comment properly, you would've seen that I was commenting on the fact that most Irishmen COULD drink me under the table.

I am not Irish, I am NOT female, and therefore if you feel the urge to ask whether I'm HOT after reading my post, and then intimate that you would enjoy seeing me eat my thong, I would suggest that you start yourself a gay thread here on A2K.

You may even find yourself an Irish boyfriend, who knows. :wink:
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