My point is made. Thanks, reyn.
The cast of characters in this little farce came forward today, to thank all of you who have followed their misadventures and to take their bows for a performance well done. All except Joe Smith, who is dead.
[curtain]
You mean it's over, then?
Did he at least mention me in his will?
edgarblythe wrote:The cast of characters in this little farce came forward today, to thank all of you who have followed their misadventures and to take their bows for a performance well done. All except Joe Smith, who is dead.
[curtain]
I suspected the association of edgar to the characters in this story. Hmmm, I understand, think.
edgarblythe wrote:All except Joe Smith, who is dead.
[curtain]
Only if he was glued to his casket, Edgar.
Otherwise, we can expect Part 2: The Haunting.
By the way, just came across a candid snapshot of Joe. The sighting was very recent.
so i wonder what kind of person that kooky state will spit out next.
No! It can't be over!! How can Joe Smith be dead? He is such a cute little guy. And what about the tight lipped authorities? don't they like gravy? Oh, by the way, does Lynrd have a cousin named Skynerd? Do you think they have been haunting the refrigerators at the storage facility? Too many questions for this to be over, Edgar. This is cruel and unusual punishment.
More! Encore!
I think the police are not talking about the gravy thing because they learned the dog was an off duty police dog..
it might tarnish his reputation if they dig into the story anymore..
>sigh<
poor dog.
It wasnt his fault.
The Players:
Joe Vanilla Smith, Sr.
Real name: Clem G. Robinson
Off off off off off off off off off Broadwy actor, has appeared in My Wally Has Shorts, and was a dancer in Scats. This is his first performance as a dead man.
Joe Vanilla Smith, Jr.
Real name: Jean-Paul Marat-Sade
Outlaw blues singer turned actor. Most successful recording: Don't Put My Peas in Your Pod.
Ethyl Laverne Smith:
Real name: Trisha Livermore
Played a hooker with a heart of gold in the film biography of Henry Miller. Her gold teeth made her a natural for the scenes shot in Paris.
Helen Funt-Jackson
Real name: Rue Raskolnikov
Previous acting experience, played a corpse on NYPD.
A veritable cast of thousands in your prolific hands, dear Edgar.
As soon as I get a copy of my book in my hands, to be sure it's as I anticipate it is, it will be available. It should have been ready about two months ago, but, I did the best I could.
Sigh..... they were characters in a story! Who knew?
edgarblythe wrote:As soon as I get a copy of my book in my hands...
Book? You've written a book, Edgar?
What's it all about?
I didn't set out to fool people, but, when it took off, I had to embellish and add to it just to see how much I could get away with.
