Man Dies in His Undies

Has anybody else noticed how much our Angel is giggling these days, or is it just me? :wink:

Disappearance Has Possible Link To Escapee

A woman and her sixteen year old daughter, who had just returned to their SUV after an afternoon of shopping, were seen getting stuffed into a VW Beetle by a woman matching Lavern Smith's discription, and a man in a very long black coat. Two teens tried following the bug while talking with 911 on a cellphone. They were cut off at an intersection by an eighteen wheeler and the suspected kidnappers made their escape. The public is being asked to be on the lookout for a bright yellow Beetle, last seen heading north on the interstate.

Serves those SUV folk right!

these guys are so good, i doubt they will be caught.
this will be a national man hunt soon.
creepy slippery f---ers..

Hysterical and screaming, a girl ran out of the woods and sought help at P. J. Meyers' gas station. The dirty, disheveled youngster had last been seen getting stuffed with her mother in a Volkswagon and driven away on the interstate. "She kept yelling, 'It licked my eyelids hundreds of times,'" Meyers told reporters. It turns out she was describing an ordeal in which her captors kept pouring brown gravy, a few drops at a time, on her eyelids, then let a medium size dog lick it off.
It is not yet known how the girl made her escape or where the girl's mother has been taken. Tight lipped, authorities were following leads.

What can I say?

Girl Stayed With Captors in a Camper

The sixteen year old that escaped from her captors on Tuesday was being held in a camper built for a pick up truck. The camper had been dragged deep into the woods and covered with army camoflage material. The as yet unnamed girl told authorities that she had not seen her mother since the second hour of her ordeal, when the man in the long dark coat took the girl, while his partner, a woman matching the description of Ethyl Laverne Smith, left with her mother.
She said the man tortured her by allowing a dog to continually lick her gravy covered eyelids for hours at a time.
When the man went to the store to get one of inumerable six packs of beer, the girl saw her chance. She rubbed her bonds in the gravy bowl and held them out to the dog. But the dog, already sated, wouldn't bite or even lick the cord that held her hands so tight. As luck would have it, the gravy allowed her hands to slide easily out of cord and she untied her legs and ran out of the woods.
The man in the long black coat has thus far evaded capture.

was it chicken or turkey gravy?
what color were HIS boxers?

why arent police asking THESE important questions?
>sigh<
law enforcement..

I can only post information they make available.

Why not anything else? Can't you make the information up before it becomes available?

and who exactly is this 'THEY' who you have mentioned?

My sources are impeccable.

Some irrelevant photos would be nice. :wink:

Neat idea, reyn.

Here is a pic of Joe Smith, Sr., as a child.

Never mind.

Is this what you had in mind, Edgar? :wink:

Thanks, reyn. As I said, this photo of Joe Smith proves it beyond a doubt.

I just thought I'd pass along this recent photo of Joe Smith as an adult.

Check out the beady eyes.....