dyslexia wrote:god was my copilot but when we crash landed in the Rockies I had to eat him.
Guy sprains his ankle while hiking in the Sierra Madre, and can only drag himself along very painfully for short distances. As night overtakes him, he finds a California Condor brooding on its nest--and he kills and eats it, enabling him to survive until a rescue party finds him. He is taken into Federal Court, most as a formality, and the Judge clears him because of his extreme necessity, and then calls him to the bench.
"You know, i'm a hunter myself, and have enjoyed many kinds of game, so i was . . . uh . . . wondering, what does Condor taste like?"
"Well, yer honor, it's kinda a cross between Bald Eagle and Snowy Owl."