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I need someone to write me a RAUNCHY STORY A.S.A.P.

 
 
Crazielady420
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 09:57 am
can we make it so she is eating a messy sandwhich at some point and how all the mayo get sall over her face...

I.E. As she stuffed the sandwich in her wide open mouth all the creamy mayo spilled over her lips and fell down her chin....
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 10:34 am
Sounds like that Paris Hilton ad. That may have been the most disgusting thing I've ever seen.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 10:38 am
Crazy Lady ran her hand up and down the tall, shiny pole.

"Can I slide down it?" she asked breathily.

The firefighter hardly looked away from the football game going on outside. "No, only the guys in the station can do that...."
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Wed 19 Oct, 2005 10:41 am
DrewDad wrote:
Crazy Lady ran her hand up and down the tall, shiny pole.

"Can I slide down it?" she asked breathily.

The firefighter hardly looked away from the football game going on outside. "No, only the guys in the station can do that...."

Laughing Laughing Is your fire fighter gay? What man would say no to a woman sliding up and down their pole?
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Thu 20 Oct, 2005 12:14 pm
I have decided I like men in uniform!!
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 20 Oct, 2005 12:30 pm
Women do love guys in uniform. This is why I make it a point to wear my Taco Bell uniform when going on first dates.

Now I have to work on getting that second date.
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Thu 20 Oct, 2005 12:31 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Women do love guys in uniform. This is why I make it a point to wear my Taco Bell uniform when going on first dates.

Now I have to work on getting that second date.


nothing sexier than a man that smells like taco's
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 20 Oct, 2005 12:32 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Women do love guys in uniform. This is why I make it a point to wear my Taco Bell uniform when going on first dates.

.


mmmmm
can i suck the grime out from under your nails big boy?
or
if you would rather,
how about i work on that sour cream stain... just above your nipple..
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 20 Oct, 2005 12:40 pm
I don't know about that, HEwolfnm.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 20 Oct, 2005 12:41 pm
ill let you rub my taco..
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Thu 20 Oct, 2005 12:41 pm
Slappy you are such a charmer
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 20 Oct, 2005 12:43 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
ill let you rub my taco..


Taco, or meatstick?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 20 Oct, 2005 12:44 pm
Crazielady420 wrote:
Slappy you are such a charmer


Yes, I know. Try to keep your clothes on pumpkin, I don't want to get you fired from work.
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DrewDad
 
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Reply Thu 20 Oct, 2005 12:45 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
ill let you rub my taco..

I was struggling with my new diet until I read this.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 20 Oct, 2005 12:52 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
shewolfnm wrote:
ill let you rub my taco..

Taco, or meatstick?

depends on how i tuck it..
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 20 Oct, 2005 12:56 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
shewolfnm wrote:
ill let you rub my taco..

Taco, or meatstick?

depends on how i tuck it..


Shocked

<no words to describe the feeling inside>
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 20 Oct, 2005 12:57 pm
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1053565#1053565

heres a story for ya..
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Thu 20 Oct, 2005 12:58 pm
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
Crazielady420 wrote:
Slappy you are such a charmer


Yes, I know. Try to keep your clothes on pumpkin, I don't want to get you fired from work.


I work at a nudist colony
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 20 Oct, 2005 01:01 pm
Bella Dea wrote:
shewolfnm wrote:

depends on how i tuck it..


Shocked

<no words to describe the feeling inside>


Laughing
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Thu 20 Oct, 2005 01:12 pm
Shall we add a taco boy into this story??
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