I HATE MEN

Yeah, but they're all gay or married.

You could become a lesbian, then I could set you up with a gay guy and ya'll'd be the perfect couple.

Yeah except for that whole not being attracted to the other thing.

my best friend is a lesbian... girls are too complicated for me.. I myself am very complicated and it drives me insane.. so I drive myself insane... ha wow.....

No I prefer men....

wait... a gay guy eh?? is he hot??

You should have seen me a two years ago. I would have lasted ten minutes here.

Nice, hot and young? Ladies, help this girl out.

sorry
i gave up looking at boys when puberity was over..

Ok... men don't suck as much now as they did 10 minutes ago!!!

I love men.

Now I hate men even more.... but that could be because they don't make any sense.... and they say we dont make sense


EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

I have no problem "figuring out" women...they make plenty of sense to me.

They like to be talked down to, have lots of sex, prepare food and fetch beers all on demand.

throw in some random felching

and you are a winner sexy slappy.. ;-)

And they like having their little bottoms spanked with their kecks pulled down as a reward.

I like my bottom spanked

And you were a great felching teacher.

Slappy are you a man hater also??

Men are so easy to understand.
They differ from women on only a few planes but we forget that they are diffrent and so we think that they are complicated. But out of the 2 genders, men are far less complex.
This is what I think about understanding men. Please note that grown, mature men differ from boys.

- They don't like to discuss every detail of ever thing, which is why they "go away" in the middle of our 30 minute story of how we decided on the brand of tp we bought. They want precision and efficency.

- They like sex of any kind but will really love you extra that day if you give them a bj.

- Expressions of love are often through actions rather than words and they don't normally feel the need to reaffirm their love to you 50 tiomes a day.

- They are afriad to be honest sometimes because we kick them in the balls for being honest when it doesn't suit us. So they lie, not because they don't love us but becasue they are scared of hurting us. (ie, do I look fat??)

- They do not play games. When they say something, they mean what they say. Not some mysterous message embedded into the context of the sentence that may or may not be the answer to the one question we think they haven't answered. If they say "I love you" they usually mean it. If they say "I don't love you" they usually mean it. We shouldn't look deeper than the words coming out of their mouths because unlike women, they don't play those games.

I like the way you look at it Bella......

BTW I love men again... I am talking to a hot firefighter.... now I am on fire...

What are you really asking...are you referring that I'm a woman hater? Because I'm not. I really like it when someone makes sandwiches for me.

well slap my ass and call me suzie

No I was just trying to figure out if you were gay or not