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Let's pretend my penis is a jellyfish!

 
 
littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 07:44 pm
Wow, cool website!
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Amigo
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 07:50 pm
CalamityJane wrote:
Yeah Amigo, but today it's just miserable cold and rainy -
besides the earthquake we've had this afternoon (4.6 San Clemente).

linda, he wouldn't dare making a rude gesture. He'll rot
in hell for that.
I know. today sucked. Earthquake???? I didn't feel or hear anything about it.

Linda, These chicks are loco. There like a gang. Like a rabid pack of vicious banshees. Like Draculas brides. like 300 pound Russian roller pin wielding wives of alcoholics.
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lindatw
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 07:53 pm
lets pretend....
Rolling Eyes Janey,I hope you're right about Amigo. I hope he knows better Exclamation
Maybe,he was just examining his middle finger for splinters or hangnails.
:wink: :wink: A 4.9 quake? Wow Exclamation
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Amigo
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 07:59 pm
Hey thats a badass website. It's like I'm a scientist.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 08:39 pm
Amigo wrote:
like 300 pound Russian roller pin wielding wives of alcoholics.


<gasp!>

Take that back!
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Amigo
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 08:54 pm
Twisted Evil
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 08:57 pm
Don't worry littlek, I just make a voodoo Amigo doll

http://www.iwantoneofthose.com/images/product/kniblo/kniblo_lg.jpg
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 08:58 pm
Take it back or I'll ask Jane to find you and and and.... and she can be scary, or so Gus says (I don't see it, I figure it's a guy thing).
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 08:59 pm
What happened to my beautiful thread!

Destroyed by small talk.
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 09:00 pm
Aha! See!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 09:01 pm
Well gustav, if you're not here to guard your thread,
it will be hi-jacked eventually.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 09:02 pm
I left littlek in charge. She betrayed me.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 09:03 pm
Look gustav, I just picked out your christmas present

http://www.surprise.com/gift_of_the_day/freudian_slippers.html
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 09:04 pm
I want one of those knife racks!
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 09:07 pm
I think it was from here littlek http://www.uncommongoods.com/
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 09:07 pm
Thanks, Jane. I sent you an earthquake for an early christmas present. Have you received it yet?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 09:08 pm
Gus, did you ever pretend your c*ck was a starfish? Now THAT is a good time...
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 09:11 pm
Oh yes gustav! It saved me a quarters for the magic hand.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 09:14 pm
I'm glad you liked it, Jane. I really am.
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 09:23 pm
LOL
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