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Let's pretend my penis is a jellyfish!

 
 
littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 03:07 pm
Also, you should paint your dangly bits because as this site says, they should be pretty.

"The gonads are frequently very colorful and add greatly to the beauty of the living Jellyfish." Jellies

Also, you'll need to practice your rhythmic pulsation.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 03:09 pm
can you make it wiggle like an S ??
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boomerang
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 03:09 pm
We will NOT be trick or treating at your house.
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 03:10 pm
Why candy?
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 03:13 pm
That's what he had in hand?
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 03:17 pm
This stupid glue is not working. I am sitting here with a bunch of hardened glue balls and colorful squiggly candy all over the floor. Why won't the crap adhere? This is so frustrating.

<lightbulb goes off and Gustav scampers off to find his staple gun, practicing his rhythmic pulsation as he runs>
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 03:19 pm
I guess the skin is too smooth? Maybe you could rough it up with a little sand paper?
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Amigo
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 03:22 pm
My penis is a mighty Sperm Whale.
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 03:22 pm
You think I'm crazy?! Sandpaper!

<continues rummaging for stapler>
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 03:26 pm
bm
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 03:28 pm
You're book marking your own thread?
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 03:28 pm
oooorrrr.... were you doing something else? <opening windows>
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 03:29 pm
No littlek, I think he's got frightened having to apply a staple gun to his jellyfish that he had a bm....
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 03:32 pm
The bm stands for "bad move" I uttered that as the staples begin to strike home.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 03:33 pm
you should buy jelly candy.. like gummy worms

lick'em and stick'em
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dlowan
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 03:34 pm
I am lost for words....
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littlek
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 03:34 pm
omigod, the bunny is lost for words!
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gustavratzenhofer
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 03:35 pm
First time I've seen that happen.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 03:40 pm
maybe she is trying to glue candy kitties ...



to her bunny fluff
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realjohnboy
 
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Reply Sun 16 Oct, 2005 03:53 pm
why am I reading this thread? Y'all are relly sick.
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