ok, goffy stories here-
no names involved, but lets call this woman wolf, and this man an ex husband.. Ok? Anonymous enough?
Ok, so wolf is young. 19. Thinks she just met the man she should marry , and the decision was completely based on his penis size. ( silly girl.. )
After a few months together , she starts to realize this guy is completely horrible in bed. No matter what she does , says , or tries, he just closes his eyes and pumps away.
Boring. Frustrating.. > sigh<
Lets top it off.. she already married him.
He- drools during sex, at times it is apparent to her that he might actualy ENJOY drooling..
He has also been seen pulling his hair on his testicles.. just one at a time.. but freaky all the same.
Sex is usually over in 3 or 4 minutes. No lie. It is always on his schedule.. even when she parades naked in front of him.. if he doesnt want it.. it isnt happening.
Probally about 6 months into the marriage, gas escapes her rear just before sex.
HE - freaks out.. stares at her, and is completely childish about the whole thing.
Embarassed and pissed, she leaves the room.
2 weeks later- she moves out.
I hear she has not seen that man in over 10 years. Never looked badk.
freaky people are everywhere.. they cant be changed.
Clumsy people can be changed.
Wolf has yet to fart again..
just had to edit something..
