Dunking's Donut Holes
A light, airy dessert
Eat all you want without gaining weight.
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edgarblythe
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Wed 3 Sep, 2025 06:50 pm
Chickens Unite
Vegans against Chicken Delight
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coluber2001
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Thu 4 Sep, 2025 12:22 am
Steak & Kale
Well-done steaks piled high with delicious boiled kale
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edgarblythe
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Fri 5 Sep, 2025 06:57 am
Feral Meat Station
Random stews and sandwiches
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coluber2001
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Fri 5 Sep, 2025 12:04 pm
Eystein Bros. Bagels
You don't have to be an Einstein to make good bagels.
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coluber2001
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Sat 6 Sep, 2025 11:50 am
Pizzler* (for dogs) 😒
*Not affiliated with Sizzler (steaks)
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edgarblythe
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Sat 6 Sep, 2025 03:19 pm
Grapelbies
Microwaved meat and boiled veggies at real high prices
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coluber2001
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Sat 6 Sep, 2025 10:30 pm
Popeye and Olive Oyl Restaurant
We serve spinach and nothing but spinach. Guaranteed to make you lose weight or else.
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coluber2001
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Sun 7 Sep, 2025 11:58 am
Curly, Larry & Moe’s Southwest Grill
Head slappin' good food
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edgarblythe
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Tue 9 Sep, 2025 12:24 pm
Chuckwagon
Sometimes it's not worth it to chew through the leather straps.
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coluber2001
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Tue 9 Sep, 2025 03:18 pm
Insomnia Cookies
These cookies are so good they're worth losing sleep over, but you'll make it up for it by gaining weight.
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coluber2001
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Tue 9 Sep, 2025 11:18 pm
La Madeleine
The food is so good, it's worth it's weight in gold. So, bring lots of money or order something light.
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coluber2001
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Wed 10 Sep, 2025 03:46 pm
Caribou Coffee
Are those really coffee beans? Just asking? Truly organic. Just ask the caribou.
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coluber2001
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Thu 11 Sep, 2025 10:42 am
Au Bon Pain
Wonderful bread!! Their bread is so good it's almost painful.
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coluber2001
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Fri 12 Sep, 2025 02:26 pm
Spanky's Greek Spanakopita and Gyros Restaurant
Such spankingly good food it'll make your head spin.
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coluber2001
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Sat 13 Sep, 2025 11:31 am
Pret a Manger
The finest pastries and sandwiches served in a communal food trough, a manger, just like in the Christmas story?
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coluber2001
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Sun 14 Sep, 2025 12:17 pm
Freddy Krueger's Frozen Custard & Steakburgers
This food is so good, you'll think you're dreaming, (hopefully not nightmares).
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coluber2001
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Mon 15 Sep, 2025 12:42 pm
Dave & Blusterers
Our waiters and waitresses are specially trained to insult and threaten you. Don't worry. They really hate you, but it's just words and they won't act on it.
(Dave & Buster's)
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coluber2001
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Tue 16 Sep, 2025 12:31 pm
Fuddruckers
What can I say to make fun of this place? It's self-deprecating. It must be a fun place.
