Burrito Cabana
Burrito filling that tastes like the scraps and garbage were scraped off the counter.
Schlubway
A sandwich shop catering to the less sophisticated.
Tunafish Kitchen
Don't miss all you can eat Tuesdays
Waffler House
Can't decide what to order? Don't worry! We'll decide for you. We welcome wafflers.
Iskip
Pancakes are terrible, but the syrup comes in cute colors
@edgarblythe,
took a minute to translate that to IHOP
Kung Pao Chicken
Watch our waiters and cooks fight it out as you eat.,
Ruthless Chris Steakhouse
Butcher your own steer for eating with blood flowing down your shirtfront.
Bubble Gum Shrimp Co.
Inspired by the Bubba Gump Shrimp Co., which was inspired by the movie. Our shrimp is especially chewy and elastic.
Dynamo's Pizza
20 second rule applies
No Quiznos*
Please don't question us about our ingredients. The less you know, the better.
*Not affiliated with the fine restaurant, Quiznos
Five Geezers
Hit and miss burgers
Hardly's Fine Food*
Thir food is fast and cheap, but can you call it fine food? Hardly!
* not affiliated with Hardee's restaurants
"Jack Squat" in the Box
We are temporarily closed due to supply and worker shortages
Carlos Senor (Not to be confused with Carl's Jr)
We overdo the fries so our pitiful burger doesn't leave you unsatisfied.
Gilded Corral Buffet Restaurant*
Our food looks good, anyway.
*Not affiliated with Golden Corral restaurants
Bronze Derby
When they kick you out of Brown Derby we got lots of empty tables.
Adolph's Sausage House
The best of the wurst
Bean and Joisy Joe Ice Cream Parlor
Soy bean ice cream
Stone Cold Creamery
Ice cream so good, it's to die for.
