Donny's
This must be a misprint. Who the heck would go into a restaurant named Donny's? That name is ruined forever.
Denny's! That what they meant! It's good food, and they're honest.
Wetzel's Pretzels
Don't get tied in a knot looking for something funny here. But, jeeze! A big, warm, fresh pretzel is something else again.
Boomarang Diner
The idea of the name, I suppose, is that if you serve good food and service, the people will return. It works, apparently, because it thrives in Oklahoma in many locations.
Hopkin's Eatery (sandwich shop)
There are only two locations in Tallahassee, so it's hardly a chain. I accompanied somebody there, and I wasn't very hungry but I ordered something called a garden salad sandwich on pumpernickel rye. I didn't expect anything special, but it was unforgettably good, something you rave about for a long time. How a sandwich can be that good, I don't know. I mean, it's only a sandwich, right? The person I was with raved about the mushroom soup while eating it.
So if you're ever in Tallahassee....
Pizza Hutch
You can't expect that much from a pizza restaurant with that name, but it's actually for rabbits, pizza for lagomorphs. I bought a rabbit pizza once, and the rabbit turned his nose up at it. It had mint on it. Rabbit's don't like mint, apparently. I should've bought the stonecrop pizza. I know from past experience that rabbits love stonecrop.
Nathan's Famous
They sell frankfurters.
Opened in 1916 and sold for five cents! They're higher than that now.
You can sit in a Major League Baseball stadium and eat a Nathan's frankfurter for 4 to 8 dollars. Some say it's worth it to avoid the boredom. What do you think?