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Wed 13 Aug, 2025 02:59 pm
Change one or more words in the name of a chain restaurant that you might not want to eat at.
Ex: Hard as a Rock Cafe
Specializing in day-old french bread
Pizza Hovel
Cheaper version of Pizza Hut
Wavering Johnson
(Howard Johnson)
KFC Kentucky Faux Chicken
It looks like chicken, and it tastes like chicken, but it's seitan.
Rank Robin
Still very expensive
@coluber2001,
The Uranium Cake Factory - not as popular as The Cheesecake Factory.
Moe and Curly Howard Johnson's Restaurant
Slapstick while you eat. Your pie may end up on your face.
Lube Ease
weak competitor to Lubys
Outback Steakhouse
Rustic dining out back in the alley with subdued lighting and an earthy atmosphere.
@coluber2001,
Outback always sounds like the place they put the dunny.
Diminutive John Sliver
- Featured item: Crusty fishlike substance
CrackDonald's.
Addictive smoky flavours.
@lmur,
Long time no see! All ok?
Oily Garden
– who doesn't enjoy their salad floating in seasoned oil?
Chipotletdown
Remember Chipotle 10 years ago? So do we.
Hell's Kitchen Restaurant*
Our waiters may not sing, but they'll cuss you out if you hold your fork wrong, order the wrong wine, or ask for salt or ketchup. Think of it as a learning experience.
*Not associated with the Gordon Ramsay restaurants of the same name.
Paco Bell Restaurant
Listen to live baroque music while dining on fine Mexican food. Our small ensembles play popular works while you eat, such as Vilvaldi's Four Seasons, Bach's Brandenburg concertos, and the titular Pachelbel Canon.
Freeway
Taste of roadkill, with veggies and oil on a bun.
Pizzoid Hut
We call it pizza, and it looks like pizza, and it's the same price as pizza, but that's where the comparison ends.
Slopsies
Schlots of bargain sandwiches, beginning with peppers and reconstituted ham.
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