I'm no weiner buff. I just made a lighthearted jab at a restaurant that specializes in weiners.
Hairy Queen –
cotton candy in a cone!
Huters
staffed by Hooters rejects
Subsonic Drive-in
Service at less than the speed of sound for the retired who are in no hurry.
BFD Fridays
Get it before we throw it to the hogs
Cheesy Steakhouses
We have ways of turning leather-like steaks into something almost edible.
@coluber2001,
Quote:Whiffle House
Specializing in light, airy desserts such as beignets and cream puffs.
Perforated food that's easy (and safe) to throw!
White Hovel
Sliders - two bites and they are gone
Applebeets*
Beets, beets and nothing but beets. Try our beet pie and beet milkshake.
*Not associated with Applebee's fine restaurants
Catfish Chickens
Chickens made to look like fish
@coluber2001,
Beets are one thing I never could develop a taste for, but I haven't eaten them much. .
@coluber2001,
Well, they say you can get used to hanging - if you do it long enouhg.
@coluber2001,
coluber2001 wrote:
Beets are one thing I never could develop a taste for, but I haven't eaten them much. .
My mother canned beets that were so good I can taste them still.
Texas Roadkill*
Varied DOR** menu based on availability straight from the roads of Texas to your table. Guaranteed fresh, more or less.
*Not associated with Texas Roadhouse
**dead on road
Coney Sandbar
dogs, dogs, more dogs. Watch the sourkraut.
Cheesy Cake Factory*
We use only the cheapest and cheesiest ingredients to keep your cost down and your weight up.
*Not affiliated with the Cheesecake Factory
Old MacDonald's
Old MacDonald served some horse. With a neigh neigh here and a meat cleaver there
Long Johns Silver Outdoor Restaurant*
Outdoor dining even in the winter, so dress appropriately.
*Not affiliated with Long John Silver's restaurants
TRIFFANY'S
No breakfasts served. Tiffany's recommended for that.
Panda Excess
Specializing in authentic giant panda bamboo dishes, shoots, roots, stems, and leaves, more than you'll ever want.
