You know, when a woman says she wants a man with a good sense of humor, this is not what she's talking about......
Good sense of humor = Being able to deal with life and not become an asshole over it.....
read the book "men fake foreplay" by mike dugan.
Foreplay, in my opinion, is the most important part of the entire unspeakable act.
It is like taking care of one's car before going on a long journey.
After gently washing the bodywork with a lathery solution, all knobs must be variously twiddled, the nipples must have a thorough greasing and the undercarriage must be inspected at close quarters. A good quality oil will ensure sufficient lubrication.
One should then pump one's piston in a rythmic fashion, and fully extend one's ariel. Apply a fair bit of bit of clutch, and get into the correct position before roaring off down Naughty Lane.
I never quite thought of it in quite that way before, Ellpus!
I agree with you Lordie.
Now an off topic question. Are violets from the Saxifraga family?
AngeliqueEast wrote:I agree with you Lordie.
Now an off topic question. Are violets from the Saxifraga family?
I haven't a clue, Ms East.....as I no longer have any to inspect for clues, because they have all been nicked.
My organic Parsnip has also been nibbled on the end.
AngeliqueEast wrote:Lord Ellpus wrote:AngeliqueEast wrote:I agree with you Lordie.
Now an off topic question. Are violets from the Saxifraga family?
I haven't a clue, Ms East.....as I no longer have any to inspect for clues, because they have all been nicked.
My organic Parsnip has also been nibbled on the end.
The chickens did it.
No...I asked them, and they denied all knowkedgs.
You bitches need to get off the computer and start baking some cookies. And take your clothes off while you do it. Yeah.
High five, dudes!
What, no high fives?
You guys are all gay.
No way am I a loser.
Gargamel wrote:You bitches need to get off the computer and start baking some cookies. And take your clothes off while you do it. Yeah.
High five, dudes!
What, no high fives?
You guys are all gay.
No way am I a loser.
Sadly you sound like half the guys I have dated when you say this
is that bad??
But that is usually when I slap the sh*t out of them and call them my b*tch
Yeah, that's bad, and they need to be slapped.
You go back in there and knit me a sweater missy!
Eric Cartman
