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50 things guys wish girls knew

 
 
AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2005 07:57 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Dear Ms East, I would like to know how your "foot powder" came out as normal, whereas mine came out in bold print?

Is it possible that Craven wished to bring to everyone's attention, the ONE embarrassing item of shopping, which I posted in error?

yours

Ellpus.

P.S. Changing the subject completely, my cat came in about half an hour ago, looking rather wrinkled.
After twenty minutes with the Iron set on "Cotton", she has turned out rather well, don't you think?




http://k.domaindlx.com/lordellpus/cat.jpg
Shocked

:shock:Poor pussy, look at the eyes Shocked

Your Lordie, I do not see it bold in my post or your post from my computer. Maybe it's your computer. Although, it could be Craven, yes indeed, it could be Craven. Don't sprinkle too much foot powder in the food! Remember you have to work. Shocked
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2005 09:52 am
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Dear Ms East, I would like to know how your "foot powder" came out as normal, whereas mine came out in bold print?

Is it possible that Craven wished to bring to everyone's attention, the ONE embarrassing item of shopping, which I posted in error?

yours

Ellpus.

P.S. Changing the subject completely, my cat came in about half an hour ago, looking rather wrinkled.
After twenty minutes with the Iron set on "Cotton", she has turned out rather well, dont you think?

http://k.domaindlx.com/lordellpus/cat.jpg




http://krazydad.com/img/xray4.jpg
Oh Lordie, I had to get you these, you need them badly. They will help you to get the right powder, when you powder yourself. They will help you to get into the correct bedroom. You will look younger, and feel it too. The glasses match with everything. You will be able to pick the correct spice you want for your food, and you won't iron the pussy again. It can't take anymore heat, not to mention the dryer. When you walk into court with your fancy glasses, and wig, all the ladies will swoon. Don't show them to her Ladieship.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2005 11:38 am
Whats a donkey punch?
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2005 12:06 pm
I never heard of a donkey punch.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2005 12:09 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
Whats a donkey punch?


A Donkey punch is when you hit someone in the ass!
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2005 12:15 pm
I actually always wondered that as well!!
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AngeliqueEast
 
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Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2005 12:17 pm
Oh Confused
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2005 12:35 pm
Ass?.....Get it?....

A sad pun on my part, I'm afraid. Sorry!
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2005 12:49 pm
Laughing

well, i actually looked it up.
but i dont think anyone really wants to know..

( seriously) it is disturbing..
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2005 12:54 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
Laughing

well, i actually looked it up.
but i dont think anyone really wants to know..

( seriously) it is disturbing..


I wanna know, I wanna know... I like disturbing things... if u don;t want to post it, send it to me in a pm Laughing
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2005 01:29 pm
http://www.encyclopedia-of-sex.com/displayarticle107.html
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2005 01:59 pm
What's Doggie?
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Setanta
 
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Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2005 02:00 pm
That is truly disgusting, and i wish i'd never read it. Such a man should be murdered in his sleep, and his murderess elevated to the status of public hero.
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2005 02:02 pm
I prefer the Morning Glory.

When doing her doggy style, light her hair on fire and sing the National Anthem.
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2005 02:09 pm
Somehow, I knew you would arrive, Slappy.


....just had a feeling.
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2005 03:04 pm
Green Witch wrote:
dlowan wrote:
I was referring to the Ellpus recipe.

However, I am not of a markedly different mind re the other stuff.


I thought the Lord's list to be very erotic.


I find EVERYTHING Lord Elpus does erotic :wink:
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2005 03:09 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:


....just had a feeling.


<<slips hand back out of Lords pants>>


tee hee hee....
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Chai
 
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Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2005 03:09 pm


Who comes up with this stuff?

Oh, that's right, Slappy just got here.

sorry
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CalamityJane
 
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Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2005 03:12 pm


Oh yes - after his Donkey Punch orgasm follows the immediate
castration. Twisted Evil
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Amigo
 
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Reply Thu 8 Sep, 2005 03:19 pm
What a f**king d**khead
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