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Bella's Bordello

 
 
Reply Fri 2 Sep, 2005 10:13 am
Come on in! I need some girls to help Madame Bella start up a fresh new business for the lads on A2K.

Very Happy
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 2 Sep, 2005 10:15 am
You know...some hot, buff men might do this business some good too....I know an awful lot of ladies who could use some- how did they say it?- deep dickin'. Shocked Very Happy
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 2 Sep, 2005 10:30 am
Ok, so do I need a permit to run this joint? I got the poles, the oil and the music...but no one to use them. *sigh*
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 2 Sep, 2005 10:31 am
If needed, may I give advice on the skills of your future roomers?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 2 Sep, 2005 10:31 am
Francis wrote:
If needed, may I give advice on the skills of your future roomers?


You can do whatever you want here.
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Fri 2 Sep, 2005 10:33 am
Are you hiring?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 2 Sep, 2005 10:35 am
I sure am! You a dancer, bartender or, um, other sort of entertainment?
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 2 Sep, 2005 10:41 am
I must say you are in such a concialiatory mood, Madame!
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Fri 2 Sep, 2005 10:44 am
I can be whatever you want me to be, except I don't clean bathrooms, EVER!!! :-)
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 2 Sep, 2005 10:45 am
Crazielady420 wrote:
I can be whatever you want me to be, except I don't clean bathrooms, EVER!!! :-)


That's ok...don't want my girls cleaning anything naked. Very Happy You are my first pole dancer! Very Happy
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 2 Sep, 2005 10:46 am
I will only come on board if you can get Eva to be one of the weekly performers. I saw her in Bangkok once...she's got the rack of a goddess, and that thing she does with the ping pong balls...it has to be seen to be believed, my friends.
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Fri 2 Sep, 2005 10:47 am
Yippee!!!! I get to Pole Dance, Am I completely naked or do I have a cute lil' outfit on?? What part of the stage am I on? Is there a stage? Do I give private dances? Happy Endings? :-)
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 2 Sep, 2005 10:49 am
Happy endings...hehehe...
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 2 Sep, 2005 10:50 am
Crazielady420 wrote:
Yippee!!!! I get to Pole Dance, Am I completely naked or do I have a cute lil' outfit on?? What part of the stage am I on? Is there a stage? Do I give private dances? Happy Endings? :-)


You are free to give private dances but I get a 40% cut of everything you earn, on and off the pole.

Kicky, I'd love to get Eva in here...she'd make for a great entertainer and I am willing to offer her a pretty sweet package.
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Francis
 
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Reply Fri 2 Sep, 2005 10:51 am
Will your girls be teasing the clients with ten foot poles?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 2 Sep, 2005 10:51 am
Francis wrote:
Will your girls be teasing the clients with ten foot poles?


Only if they ask. My place is a haven for the freaky, kinky, dirty and just plain weird.
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 2 Sep, 2005 10:52 am
Bella, I'm willing to offer her a pretty sweet package too.
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Fri 2 Sep, 2005 10:53 am
kickycan wrote:
Bella, I'm willing to offer her a pretty sweet package too.


Well, I have crazielady here willing to offer you her sweet package. Care to stay and have a drink?
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Crazielady420
 
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Reply Fri 2 Sep, 2005 10:54 am
So whose my first customer?? Can I have a stage name?
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kickycan
 
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Reply Fri 2 Sep, 2005 10:55 am
I'll be back with my ten foot pole in a few minutes. I have to go buy some lube.
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