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Did you know--Conservative men doubt their masculinity?

 
 
Amigo
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 11:32 am
Let's ask the women to confirm it? Conservative or Liberal who's got bigger weenies?
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 12:43 pm
You silly liberal you... don't you know that by pointing out those with either small or large weenies that you are in direct violation of several anti-discrimination laws as well as multiple diversity movements all across the country.

Get with the times man. All men are created equal... it says so in the Declaration of Independence. Everyone knows that... except for Commies. You're a Commie aren't ya, Amigo?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 03:15 pm
Amigo wrote:
Let's ask the women to confirm it? Conservative or Liberal who's got bigger weenies?



Goodness.


All these field observations of the varieties of the species in question over the years - and I never noticed or recorded the relevant data!


I am a disgrace to scientists everywhere.

Though - perhaps it is as well - I examined a biased sample....... :wink:
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 03:25 pm
dlowan wrote:
Though - perhaps it is as well - I examined a biased sample....... :wink:


Say ... when did you stop smoking?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 03:34 pm
I stopped smoking in 1982.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 03:37 pm
'kay. Just checking.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 04:33 pm
I've often wondered ...


If men knew that the biggest dick had the biggest dick, would they want to have the biggest dick?


and who tells Big Dick?
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Amigo
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 05:51 pm
ehBeth wrote:
I've often wondered ...


If men knew that the biggest dick had the biggest dick, would they want to have the biggest dick?


and who tells Big Dick?
YES
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Baldimo
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 07:10 pm
jpinMilwaukee wrote:
You silly liberal you... don't you know that by pointing out those with either small or large weenies that you are in direct violation of several anti-discrimination laws as well as multiple diversity movements all across the country.

Get with the times man. All men are created equal... it says so in the Declaration of Independence. Everyone knows that... except for Commies. You're a Commie aren't ya, Amigo?


If all men were created equal then how come they make different size condoms?
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dlowan
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 08:23 pm
They DO????



You are being ironic, right?


The PACKETS are different sizes, this I know.
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goodfielder
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 08:24 pm
Baldi's right.
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 08:36 pm
I don't know about you guys, but "Magnums" work fine for me.
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ehBeth
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 08:38 pm
<i'm guessing tico doesn't need to be told>
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goodfielder
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 08:40 pm
Locker room time Very Happy
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Francisco DAnconia
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 10:03 pm
Guys, I gotta say... I'm proud to have contributed to this outstanding thread.

Excellent work, all.

::round of applause::
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Baldimo
 
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Reply Mon 29 Aug, 2005 10:33 pm
Do we need to put a warning on this thread? Embarrassed
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goodfielder
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 03:14 am
Baldimo wrote:
Do we need to put a warning on this thread? Embarrassed


Nope, just get everyone to bring beer Very Happy
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 07:44 am
Baldimo wrote:
If all men were created equal then how come they make different size condoms?



Just a marketing ploy. Label two condom packages small and magnum. Guess which one is going to sell. Then raise the price of the Magnum box and increase your profits without changing a thing. Just a simple marketing ploy.

<sorry to be the bearer of bad news Tico :wink: >
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 07:54 am
jpinMilwaukee wrote:
Baldimo wrote:
If all men were created equal then how come they make different size condoms?



Just a marketing ploy. Label two condom packages small and magnum. Guess which one is going to sell. Then raise the price of the Magnum box and increase your profits without changing a thing. Just a simple marketing ploy.

<sorry to be the bearer of bad news Tico :wink: >



Actually, truth be told .... I can't get regular size on easily, and they're extremely tight when I do. Magnums fit much, much better.

< sorry to be the bearer of bad new, JP. :wink: >




Wonder how long will this thread will remain in "Politics"? Laughing
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Tue 30 Aug, 2005 07:59 am
Ticomaya wrote:
Actually, truth be told .... I can't get regular size on easily, and they're extremely tight when I do. Magnums fit much, much better.

< sorry to be the bearer of bad new, JP. :wink: >


I actually don't know that much about it... just one of the many advantages of being married.




Ticomaya wrote:
Wonder how long will this thread will remain in "Politics"? Laughing


I say it doesn't last the day.
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