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"I have a 28.800 bps modem and 11 bps fingers"
I thought that was clever.
Then it gets weird again. The mail welcomes me with a cheery "Good afternoon", and then (in a picture, not as text - clever clever) goes on to ask,
1) Would you like to have an unbelievable sex during all the night?
Oh yeah, give me an unbelievable sex, perhaps even two.
3) Are you dreaming about her friends beating your time?
Uh...
4) Wanna her making all your dreams come true in the bed?
Oh yeah baby I'ma making all your dreams in the bed! I'm imagining this Greek guy with a big gold chain and too much chest hair..
Anyway, none of
that is the weird stuff; it's the text
below the image with the ad-text, that, in extenso, goes like this:
Quote:a tone in the provinces. Towards the end of dinner it was still more lively. The governor asked Vronsky to come to a concert for the benefit of the Servians which his wife, who was anxious to make his acquaintance, had been getting up. "There'll be a ball, and you'll see the belle of the province. Worth seeing, really." "Not in my line," Vronsky answered. He liked that English phrase. But he smiled, and promised to come. Before they rose from the table, when all of them were smoking, Vronsky's valet went up to him with a letter on a tray. "From Vozdvizhenskoe by special messenger," he said with a significant expression. "Astonishing! how like he is to the deputy prosecutor Sventitsky," said one of the guests in French of the valet, while Vronsky, frowning, read the letter. The letter was from Anna. Before he read the letter, he knew its contents. Expecting the elections to be over in five days, he had promised to be back on Friday. Today was Saturday, and he
Name the 19th century Russian writer?
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