What do you think's in Hunter's laptop

The PERFECT recipe for guacamole. Whoever possesses it will be a target for assassination by Big Salsa!

It can't be Jimmy Hoffa, they found him while giving tRump his colonoscopy.

The recipe for the elixir for immortal life. Although why one would want to live forever is beyond me.

The REAL physics-breaking way Santa can get around delivering toys to kids around the globe in under 24 hours.

The formula that causes the Invisible Man to be invisible.

The formula to figure out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie pop!

Also fabled recipes for:
peanut butter sandwiches
boiled water
toast

Sadly, that formula is also invisable.

The real reason people love pizza.
Spoilers:
It's aliens!

I forgot to include this:
the recipe for Kool Aide

Superman's secret identity.

The Real reason why Trix are for Kids!

The answers to these questions:

Mickey is a mouse, Donald is a duck, but what kind of animal IS Goofy, anyway?

Who do the Disney animal cartoon characters eat on Thanksgiving Day? (Expl. -- My then 5-y/o grandnephew Justin saw the Rockwell "Freedom from Want" Thanksgiving painting spoof with the Disney cartoon characters seated around a dining table, while Micky and Minnie served a huge roast turkey. Justin burst into tears and cried, "WHO are they eating?")

Where is the bathroom in Cinderella's castle?

There are many more Disney mysteries yet to be uncovered... And the answers are all there in Hunter's laptop.

True enough.

If Pluto is clearly a dog, walking,talking, etc., what’s Goofy? Pluto walks on all-fours but Goofy stays upright? Is he the missing link?
It’s not just that Pluto has no tailor or wardrobe.

The Lost Chord.

The location of the Missing Sock.

Probably isn't one.

In the Palace of Versailles the nobility would **** on the floor ( allegedly).

THAT's something we'll never see in a Disney animation...