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What I Hate About Blind Dates

 
 
Dartagnan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 01:02 pm
Ah, yes, fond memories of cheap beer I drank in college (in upstate NY): Genesee, Utica Club from local breweries, and for a special treat, Piels, Schaeffer or Rheingold from the NYC area. If we kept our eyes open, we could get it for about 89 cents the six-pack...
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 01:19 pm
Unfortunately, I've also purchased some of Genesee's quality beers. Genny Ice may be the most vile liquid I've ever ingested, and I did with authority. $9.99 for a 30 pack.
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steissd
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 01:22 pm
IMO, the worst thing that may result from the blind date is as follows: the counterpart claiming being a lady may appear being a drag queen...
Well, in my country the worse scenario is possible as well: a girl was really a female, but she belonged to the terror group, and she managed to bring a teenage boy she dated to the West Bank where he was slaughtered.
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dyslexia
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 01:25 pm
um early days of beering-Coors-Grain Belt-Carlings Black Label 6-pack 89 cents
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Dartagnan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 01:27 pm
Utica Club briefly had a beer called Maximus Super. No lie. Was said to be really strong, and the rumor among us was that it contained formaldehyde.

(I'm sure this was untrue, so please, UC attorneys, don't come after me. Assuming UC still exists, of course...)
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 01:30 pm
steissd, that is a whole different kinda "blind" date. Don't want to import that!

About beer, one regions cheap beer is anothers regions imported expensive finest beer from x.
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Dartagnan
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 01:34 pm
Too true, BillW. Years ago, when Coors was hard to find, some of us thought it was special. Whereas now we know it is, and always was, swill...
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 01:37 pm
I always thought it was yellow piss. It has to be kept cold because it isn't pasteurized, or something like that.
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 01:38 pm
What I hate about blind dates
is exactly the same thing I hate about deaf pomegranates.

Especially after a case of beer.
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 01:38 pm
Too many seeds?
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CodeBorg
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 01:51 pm
Not enough seasoning salt.
Tastes like Autumn.
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 01:52 pm
Just drink the beer CodeBorg - don't eat the cans! Wink
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 01:54 pm
Steissed, nothing's worse than walking by the bathroom where your date is, she leaves the door open a crack, and you accidently catch a glimpse of her peeing standing up.
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 02:12 pm
Or, you grab the crotch and - well, you get the idea........ Evil or Very Mad
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 02:16 pm
Or, she says "bend over" during sex.
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 02:17 pm
Yikes!
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steissd
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 02:22 pm
Hmm, then this is definitely a male... Well, one friend of mine got into such a story, only not with a date, but with a prostitute in Paris. By the way, he was made to pay for the time elapsed, despite of not having sex with her/him...
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littlek
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 02:24 pm
how was he made to pay? I mean, was there a threat of violence?
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Slappy Doo Hoo
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 02:28 pm
She made a quick turn from "Ms. Layla" to "Ms. Layeth Smack Down" on his ass.
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steissd
 
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Reply Wed 2 Apr, 2003 02:28 pm
No, he was an illegal foreigner, and was not interested in any scandal for not to be deported. The prostitute threatened to complain to police. So, he paid.
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