Jan 1st was a long time ago. I can't remember last weekend.
Her name was "Pat."
So you did, and that my friends, is how you became know as Slappy!
No, he's the was, she's the WHAT?!?!
as in, What the hell is this?
Yeah SlapDog, any of your 'dates' tell you about how they had to stop bungy-jumping coz it freaked the dog out too much?
Them crazy blind dates. Bungy jumping, skydiving, surfing.
And that's only the activities in the back seat of a stolen car!
I think the dates are stolen also!
Main Entry: ab·duct
Pronunciation: ab-'d&kt, &b-; 2 also 'ab-"
Function: transitive verb
Etymology: Latin abductus, past participle of abducere, literally, to lead away, from ab- + ducere to lead -- more at TOW
Date: 1834
1 : to carry off (as a person) by force
I think it has to be a person, in Slappys case, I sure it isn't a live human being - probably robot or maybe a vacumm cleaner.
Kidnapped, abducted, stolen..call it what you will. I'm still the one getting "dates" every weekend.
I need a car with a bigger trunk...anyone selling a van?
Have a used weed eater with maxo power switch. Doesn't take up hardly any more, will that do?
Slappy Doo Hoo wrote:
I need a car with a bigger trunk...anyone selling a van?
Maybe you just need to abduct slimmer gals, Slappy...
Think Slappy's real problem with blind dates is eating the cane after he's finished boiling the bodies
You people are just sick.
So that's where the Hoo Doo comes in - a reincarnate Jeffrey "Slappy" Damler. Hmmmmmmmmmmm!
Your terminology is all wrong. Call it absquatulation they won't have any idea what you're talking about.
