Come on now, Bush ain't got not'in on Yogi!
"We've had a great weekend here in the Land of the Enchanted."?-Albuquerque, N.M., May 12, 2003 (New Mexico's state nickname is "Land of Enchantment.") Enchantment adjective form used instead of noun
"We've got hundreds of sites to exploit, looking for the chemical and biological weapons that we know Saddam Hussein had prior to our entrance into Iraq."?-Santa Clara, Calif., May 2, 2003 (Thanks to Michael Shively.)
"I think war is a dangerous place."?-Washington, D.C., May 7, 2003 event? improper noun use
"I don't bring God into my life to?-to, you know, kind of be a political person."?-Interview with Tom Brokaw aboard Air Force One, April 24, 2003
"You're free. And freedom is beautiful. And, you know, it'll take time to restore chaos and order?-order out of chaos. But we will."?-Washington, D.C., April 13, 2003 Noun confusion
"Perhaps one way will be, if we use military force, in the post-Saddam Iraq the U.N. will definitely need to have a role. And that way it can begin to get **** its legs, legs of responsibility back."?-the Azores, Portugal, March 16, 2003 back up on Dropped words
"I know there's a lot of young ladies who are growing up wondering whether or not they can be champs. And they see the championship teams from USC and University of Portland here, girls who worked hard to get to where they are, and they're wondering about the example they're setting. What is life choices about?"?-Washington, D.C., Feb. 24, 2003 Unclear references
"Now, we talked to Joan Hanover. She and her husband, George, were visiting with us. They are near retirement?-retiring?-in the process of retiring, meaning they're very smart, active, capable people who are retirement age and are retiring."?-Alexandria, Va., Feb. 12, 2003 (Thanks to Dennis Doubleday.)
"Columbia carried in its payroll classroom experiments from some of our students in America."?-Bethesda, Md., Feb. 3, 2003 payload Sounds-like
"And, most importantly, Alma Powell, secretary of Colin Powell, is with us."?-Washington, D.C., Jan. 30, 2003 wife object adjective applied to subject
"The war on terror involves Saddam Hussein because of the nature of Saddam Hussein, the history of Saddam Hussein, and his willingness to terrorize himself."?-Grand Rapids, Mich., Jan. 29, 2003 his people improper object
"When Iraq is liberated, you will be treated, tried, and persecuted as a war criminal."?-Washington, D.C., Jan. 22, 2003 (Thanks to Chad Conwell.) Saddam & Co. improper object
"Many of the punditry?-of course, not you (laughter)?-but other punditry were quick to say, no one is going to follow the United States of America."?-Washington, D.C., Jan. 21, 2003 pundits improper noun use
"One year ago today, the time for excuse-making has come to an end."?-Washington, D.C., Jan. 8, 2003 came improper verb use
"I think the American people?-I hope the American-I don't think, let me?-I hope the American people trust me."?-Washington, D.C., Dec. 18, 2002
"The goals for this country are peace in the world. And the goals for this country are a compassionate American for every single citizen. That compassion is found in the hearts and souls of the American citizens."?-Washington, D.C., Dec. 19, 2002 (Thanks to Michael Shively.)
"There's only one person who hugs the mothers and the widows, the wives and the kids upon the death of their loved one. Others hug but having committed the troops, I've got an additional responsibility to hug and that's me and I know what it's like."?-Washington, D.C., Dec. 11, 2002 ?
"In other words, I don't think people ought to be compelled to make the decision which they think is best for their family."?-Washington, D.C., Dec. 11, 2002 (Thanks to Stephanie Nichols.) able verb inversion
"Sometimes, Washington is one of these towns where the person?-people who think they've got the sharp elbow is the most effective person." ?-New Orleans, Dec. 3, 2002 (Thanks to Michael Shively.) elbows improper cliche
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