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vinsan
 
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Reply Thu 17 Nov, 2005 10:39 am
If there are, Transvestites would protest for their special place.

My Sister asks "How do I look"... I say "Ok! but Halloween's Gone already.", Am I being Rude or honest?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 17 Nov, 2005 10:54 am
Yes...to both...never tell a gal she is not the most stunning critter on earth...it could be fatal.




My friend wears jumpers all the time but she never jumps, why is that?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Thu 17 Nov, 2005 10:59 am
If she's wearing rubbers at the same time, she might be afraid of bouncing.


Is sugar the opposite of salt?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 17 Nov, 2005 11:02 am
Only in California and Illinois.



Why would anyone want to know the way to San Jose?
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Clary
 
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Reply Mon 21 Nov, 2005 12:49 am
Maybe they missed the last train to San Fernando.



Why does hot damp weather make you feel tired?
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vinsan
 
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Reply Mon 21 Nov, 2005 12:34 pm
Clary wrote:
Maybe they missed the last train to San Fernando.



Why does hot damp weather make you feel tired?


Because INDIA is a BIG country... :wink:

Where is Clary now?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 22 Nov, 2005 11:46 am
On the verge of becoming a "Guru in Training."




Why do they call it a "natural" keyboard, when it feels completely wrong?
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jespah
 
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Reply Tue 22 Nov, 2005 12:37 pm
Because it's in lovely earth tone shades.

Why are sweaters itchy?
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Ticomaya
 
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Reply Tue 22 Nov, 2005 12:43 pm
A better question is "why don't they sweat"?


Do dust mites live on the dust blowing in the wind?
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vinsan
 
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Reply Tue 22 Nov, 2005 01:00 pm
Ticomaya wrote:
A better question is "why don't they sweat"?


Do dust mites live on the dust blowing in the wind?


Only if they are nomadic....

If electricity comes from electrons does morality comes from morons?
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Equus
 
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Reply Tue 22 Nov, 2005 03:30 pm
Yes, and creativity comes from crayons.




Why do ancient Romans always speak with a British accent in the movies?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Tue 22 Nov, 2005 03:59 pm
Because when they tried it with Italian accents it seemed silly.



Why are Hungarian stamps so hard to find?
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vinsan
 
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Reply Wed 23 Nov, 2005 05:38 am
Sturgis wrote:
Why are Hungarian stamps so hard to find?


No its not that hard. I have a hungarian stamp, I live near Yeti Colony in central Himalayas, if you could come .....

If Yellow River is Chinese, Is Yellow fever, too, exclusively Chinese?
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the prince
 
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Reply Wed 23 Nov, 2005 05:43 am
Yes, and so are the sunflowers, the sunshine, heck anything yellow. Maybe that is why Europe is so grey.

If you can't drink and drive, why do pubs have car parks ?
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Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 26 Nov, 2005 01:01 pm
So you can find your car when you come back the next day.



Why aren't houses built with better insulation?
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Equus
 
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Reply Sun 27 Nov, 2005 02:17 pm
Because that would be about as effective as houses built of straw or sticks when the Big Bad Wolf shows up.




How do they get road maps folded the first time?
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lezzles
 
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Reply Sun 27 Nov, 2005 07:35 pm
They pull over and ask someone who knows the way.

How do you stop the bed-bugs biting if you're sleeping tight?
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cyphercat
 
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Reply Sun 27 Nov, 2005 07:49 pm
The bedclothes are too tight for the bugs to fit in with you.

Why aren't kleenex round?
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vinsan
 
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Reply Mon 28 Nov, 2005 09:08 am
Because they are square.

What if, instead of Dougray Scott, Mr. Bean was selected as the next Bond?
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Equus
 
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Reply Wed 30 Nov, 2005 07:03 pm
It would be the end of the Bond franchise.

"The name is Bean. MISTER Bean. I take my hot chocolate shaken, not stirred...with a dollop of whipped cream if you don't mind"



How do parent birds and bees explain the facts of life to their children?
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