I am not kidding...this is an excerpt from the product description.
Quote:No more smelly farts, horrible flatulance odors, with these pads that are placed in your underpants. No longer do you have to take Beano, Gas-x, Innermint or eliminate sugar alcohols to curb your stomach gas or passing gas odor. This small fart filter is like having on charcoal odor absorbing underwear and will eliminate your gas problems. If you have terrible uncontrollable gas or bad human body odors please consider this product as it works immediately as soon as you place it next to your butt.
can you get a refund if it doesnt work??
it sticks to your underware.
It doesnt hang out of your butthole like a whoopee cushion..
pheeewwww!!! thats nice to know..... it has charcoal .. that filter...
man ill be smelling like bar-b-q
why are farts always so funny..
I suppose its coz we relate them back to our baby days when we used to plop in nappies/diapers.
They may be seen as funny but I reckon if a woman did it in public like most blokes do it wouldnt be funny.
a woman ?
fart in public?
Sweetie, come hang out with me for a while.
I fart any where.. any time.
Hallalujah.I am normal!!!
Hi, try cutting down on pulses, cabbage and brussell sprouts..also these things can help- Ginger, fennel, cinnamon and caraway...they help the digestive system...also peppermint and basil can help...basil can also help things like, stomach cramps, nausea and constipation...if anyone wanted to know!!!
Camomile can also sooth the digestive system...camomile or peppermint tea....etc....
I cant stand it when women fart out loud in front of me, I get this disgusted look on my face...my friends do it and they dont give a toss, I just think its un ladylike myself forcing ones fart out like they're racing to the moon!, LOL oh man I sound like such a prude!
however RG lighten up on anything thats carbonated and also less of the carbs!
when i am leaning over towards the monitor and i fart i can actually feel the little hairs in my back move..lol
you know a very wise man said this:
a short man went to pee next to a tall guy in the mans urinal ... after they finished and started washing their hands the short man told the other..
"you didnt pee comfortably"
the tall man says:
"what??,, what do you mean??"
then the short guy said :
"you didnt pee comfortably, because you didnt farted........the only way i enjoy peeing is by letting out a nice fart in the middle of it"
i found out personally this is true but never realized it...how about you???
depends phoenix.
\do you have alot of belly cramps? usually for no reason and with in 30 minutes of eating?
the mister suffered from this for years. Those are the basic symptoms.. that and sometimes being diagnosed with IBS
why is it when someone tells you they farted, you immediately sniff and say, wow that stinks! we are a bunch of idiots...
i am a world reknowned belcher myself, and sometimes they smell worse...
is effluvium that brown stuff that stains your underwear when you fart????
Phoenix32890 wrote:Quote:do you have alot of belly cramps?
No pain at all. Just lots of effluvium.
well if you were allergic to wheat , anytime you ate it you would have relly bad belly cramps. Not just the occasional breaking of the wind..
