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Shewolfs Thread (THE place to get down and dirty!)

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Amigo
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 12:58 pm
I gotta get the hell off this computer.I'll never get laid.
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:00 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
Bella Dea wrote:
jpinMilwaukee wrote:
I just got down and dirty over lunch... God bless afternoon delights Cool


Hey me too! Wow...two people in different parts of the country getting it on at the same time. Cool


Getting down and dirty over lunch is not a recommended activity.
It is not good for the digestion, can interrupt workrate for the afternoon, and can easily be mistaken for mayo on one's French Fries.


You're right about that... all I want to do is take a nap now.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:03 pm
Lord Ellpus wrote:
can easily be mistaken for mayo on one's French Fries.


your down and dirty " stuff" must taste pretty funny...
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:03 pm
Hope the Fries weren't too salty.

(JP that is, not Shewolf, who posts too damn quick for me)
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:06 pm
can you customize the flavor?
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:10 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
can you customize the flavor?


It is said that you can do this by consuming lots of fruit a couple of hours before one produces the abominable torrent. Strawberries or Grapefruit are good.

I once ate two pounds of Strawberries and three Grapefruit before a date.

I ended up with the Sh*ts, while she was in the other room watching "ER".

I didnt try that again. Had a bottom that one could fry an egg on by the end of the evening.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:12 pm
i hear, if you jump up and down naked.
it will taste like shlt
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:13 pm
Coffee will change the flavor as well
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Lord Ellpus
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:15 pm
jpinMilwaukee wrote:
Coffee will change the flavor as well


It also prevents one from falling asleep afterwards.
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:19 pm
And helps prevent plaque from sticking to your teeth
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:21 pm
i have never had it stick to MY teeth...?

oh wait
thats not what you ment.
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:28 pm
shewolfnm wrote:
i have never had it stick to MY teeth...?


It might work for that too...
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Chai
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:30 pm
Isn't a lot of the stuff on this thread all like, against the bible and everything?

I'm leaving now, cause all of you are going straight to hell. but I will pray for you all.


Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:41 pm
Laughing
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:54 pm
jpinMilwaukee wrote:
And helps prevent plaque from sticking to your teeth


Is this true?
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Bella Dea
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 01:55 pm
Chai Tea wrote:
Isn't a lot of the stuff on this thread all like, against the bible and everything?

I'm leaving now, cause all of you are going straight to hell. but I will pray for you all.


Where are we going, and why am I in this handbasket?
Laughing
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 02:05 pm
Bella Dea wrote:
jpinMilwaukee wrote:
And helps prevent plaque from sticking to your teeth


Is this true?


Yep... I read it in a science journal awhile back. I'll see if I can find it.
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shewolfnm
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 02:09 pm
i wonder how that works???

it stains your teeth,
it is strange that it can actually stop things from sticking to them.
i would like to see this article as well
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jpinMilwaukee
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 02:18 pm
I couldn't find the original article but I did find this

I'm not sure how reliable it is... I'll keep looking.
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dragon49
 
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Reply Wed 20 Jul, 2005 02:56 pm
i don't like stuff stuck in my teeth. neither does mr. d, hence the hair lasering brazillian Smile gotta love it!!!!! no more hair forever!!!
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