Bella Dea wrote:My mother always told me the best birth control was asprin.
1- Take one out of the bottle.
2 - Place against the inside of one knee and put knees together.
3- Hold the asprin there.
I've heard of a different way to use the asprin.
1-take an asprin out of the bottle
2- shove it in your wife's mouth when she's about to fall asleep
3. wait until she gags and says,"why you doing that for? I don't have a headache."
4. get ready to get busy