ohmigawd, what's happened?
nimh's supposed to be channelling kicky, but now kicky's giggling ... no, that's wrong wrong WRONG !!!
Communication is healthy in the bedroom. I tend to use code during the abominable act.
"Has the train arrived in Paddington yet, my dear?"
"No, it has made a detour to Waterloo"
"oops, sorry"
kickycan wrote:dlowan wrote:nimh wrote:shewolfnm wrote:only when they are plugged into your outlet, do they think
no thats when they
stop thinking
Don't you mins think during sex?
I do.
Yes, I know exactly what you think about too. Remember this?
dlowan wrote:...I try to think about sex, dammit!
At least I am too blind to see the spot on the ceiling....
But, as ever with me, other thoughts do intrude...like - ouch! that's too hard - do I tell him right now, or just go quiet? Don't wanna be too bossy here...Hmm - ok, gotta tell him - and again - and again - dammit, do I need to make an instruction video? Is that one of the cats?Oh no - poor fella - if I put the damn thing out, it will yell - don't want him getting a shock....OW, that WAS the cat.....now I am giggling - now we are both giggling - is that the right rhythm for him? Make more noise! God, noisy men are much easier - I'll tell you if it's wrong, huh? Well, ok, but the other way is better...sheesh.......these sheets feel nice - worth that extra money......
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=566359#566359
teeheehee...that was such a funny thread...
Sprung!
Damn - I hope me current fella never sees that....
Lord Ellpus wrote:Communication is healthy in the bedroom. I tend to use code during the abominable act.
"Has the train arrived in Paddington yet, my dear?"
"No, it has made a detour to Waterloo"
"oops, sorry"
Paddington is a lovely station - there be Bears there - and also, if I recall correctly, it was where Wilde's dear Ernest was found....
Waterloo is less salubrious...
note to self: don't bother wooing deb.
Oh - the thoughts are different when it's right...
Ah sweet mystery of life I've found you - that sort of thing -
note to self:
it's ok now
OOOPS! I think my attempt at humour just fell flat on the "alternative" thread.
I think it is time for bed.
http://www.able2know.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=1448686&highlight=#1448686
Ha! Where were you all last night when I was desperate for some silliness?!?!
it's not a matter of brain activity, it 's a matter of what drives us.
SEX
If us men could get along in life getting mad hoes, by working at burger king and living in a shitty ass apartment, why would we strive for anything more? Hell, if i get pull in the tang living in a carboard box, i'd be looking for the best box my job peddling money could afford.
So, what's wrong with sex?
This thread - I might add - is just hilarious. Spanky,
you are priceless
Tenoch, after reading your post, all I could think about was Seinfeld episode 8.09, The Abstinence. Great episode and damn funny. Plus it was on TBS earlier today!
It all goes back to the beginning when God said ok... do you guys want brains or dicks. The rest is history.
I've always thought you were very brainy, Mr I ............
Does that comment let us suppose you're the opposite, LE?
I am just wondering why the person I started this thread for isn't here...
hmmmm, maybe he just didn't get the joke....
Francis wrote:Does that comment let us suppose you're the opposite, LE?
Could you use smaller words, I dont understand.
smaller words...
6 inches or less?
