@Jasper10,
I remember you showing me how right you were with a seesaw.
I had rather foolishly equated your ideas to a bucket of ****, but you proved me wrong.
You sat on one end of the seesaw with the bucket of **** the other end.
And you were right, they didn't balance at all.
When you crashed down while the bucket of **** shot it air and landed on your head. I felt so silly.
I will never forget your look of triumph and pride when the **** landed.
Maybe it's time to wash it off.