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Lola at the Newly Franchised Coffee House (part 2)

 
 
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 1 Aug, 2020 10:05 pm
@BillW,
Are you able to have that age old favorite, Postum?


...incidentally, it's not a favorite of mine.
BillW
 
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Reply Sat 1 Aug, 2020 10:11 pm
@Sturgis,
I haven't heard of that or had it since I was a child - thanks for the memories!

...and, for an answer; I have never found a coffee substitute. I want mine the tallest, darkest, boldest and hottest available.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Sat 1 Aug, 2020 10:35 pm
@BillW,
I can't even manage or accept decaf. It lacks reality!

The main difference between our coffee method, I need it cooled off. Extreme heat causes me trouble in the digestive tract.
Borat Sister
 
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Reply Sun 2 Aug, 2020 06:15 pm
@BillW,
I hope it all goes very well indeed
BillW
 
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Reply Sun 2 Aug, 2020 09:48 pm
@Borat Sister,
Thanks😎 I appreciate that sentiment.
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BillW
 
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Reply Wed 7 Oct, 2020 02:09 am
Ribbit!
Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 8 Oct, 2020 08:41 am
@BillW,
Is it true that goat cheese is going to be discontinued here at Lola's or was that only a vicious rumor circulated by a group of lactose intolerant vegans?
tsarstepan
 
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Reply Thu 8 Oct, 2020 09:15 am
@Sturgis,
Sturgis wrote:

Is it true that goat cheese is going to be discontinued here at Lola's or was that only a vicious rumor circulated by a group of lactose intolerant vegans?

Now that would be a proper cause for a civil war.
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 8 Oct, 2020 11:33 am
@Sturgis,
Have you ever milked a goat? Ha!

Frog cheese is replacing the boat cheese.
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tsarstepan
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jan, 2021 09:49 am
Now serving liquid heart attacks.
https://imgur.com/j8tLcmE.jpg
Leadfoot
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jan, 2021 09:56 am
@Sturgis,
Quote:
The main difference between our coffee method, I need it cooled off. Extreme heat causes me trouble in the digestive tract.

I’m still pissed at that bitch that made McDonalds serve their coffee lukewarm.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jan, 2021 09:54 pm
@Leadfoot,
So you are not in agreement with the slogan "I'm loving it!" ---?

...further, lukewarm coffee is not fit for human consumption! I'd take the aftereffects of scalding java before trying that putrid stuff
roger
 
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Reply Wed 27 Jan, 2021 11:36 pm
@Sturgis,
I agree, but I know of at least one McDonald's that serves it hot enough to boil an egg.
Borat Sister
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jan, 2021 04:29 pm
@roger,
Do you buy coffee in order to boil eggs?!!?
Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jan, 2021 04:55 pm
@Borat Sister,
I'm wondering what sort of egg. Is it an ostrich egg or vulture or the egg of a fish?

....and do they serve it with onions and taters on the side? (the egg, not the coffee)
roger
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jan, 2021 05:09 pm
@Sturgis,
C'mon guys! I was just trying to tell you how hot it was. Oh, go try it, but don't blame me when the HOT coffee floods out of the cup and onto your leg.
Sturgis
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jan, 2021 05:17 pm
@roger,
This is why I recommend going to Burger King...
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Leadfoot
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jan, 2021 05:37 pm
@roger,
It used to be even hotter, before, you know...
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Borat Sister
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jan, 2021 08:35 pm
@tsarstepan,
Insanity!
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BillW
 
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Reply Thu 28 Jan, 2021 09:51 pm
@roger,
roger wrote:

C'mon guys! I was just trying to tell you how hot it was. Oh, go try it, but don't blame me when the HOT coffee floods out of the cup and onto your leg.

Egg shells are alkaline, while coffee is acidic. When added to coffee, the egg shells remove much of the bitterness and mellow out the flavor. Egg shells are also used in making campfire coffee – boiling loose grounds in a pot of water – because the shells help keep the grounds in the bottom of the pot.

If the egg shell still has an egg in it; well, you get protein with your coffee!
 

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