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Bah humbug! Setanta is so slow to catch on he couldn't pluck a tumbleweed if it knocked him on his arse in the middle of a bowling alley.
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Apparently we're not united...
Oh, Francis...........
Well, little lady, Francis has swooned and will need reviving from all of us. Think us cowgirls are up to it?? Hee, hee, hee.
<Gustav saunters into the thread, surveys the chaos, and pulls his double-barrel shotgun from the confines of his duster. He growls, "Excuse me, but I'll do the talkin' here.">
Francis is alarmed by our language, I'm afraid. He has swooned and will need smelling salts immediately. We all have certain useful tools of the trade that might make him feel better....we want him back to being his charming self--so lay off the hornswaggling and lasso up some vittles!
But wait, it's what, two in the morning there...
okay, okay, I'll explore Paris yet again for just the right croissant...
oops, talking wrong.
Okey dokie, I'll rassle up some grub for the mornin, honey, and you and Stray and Bella tend to the stokin..
Mwhahaha - i saw the title of this thread and my first thought was "I beg your pardon!" Then I started reading the earlier posts and my thoughts on Set's intentions were confirmed...
don't you start, you sheep station smellin', kangaroo jumpin' wallabee whopper . . .
grumble all you like you worn out grampa, just don't burst an artery!
The nerve of those upside down cowpokes and their wallabees and kangaroos and all those poisonous critters, comin' over here and talkin' funny. Why by gum, we'll show those buckaroos what for.
Hey, y'all wanna go snipe huntin'? We got the biggest jackalopes in the entiree U. S. of A, rightcheer in Noo Mexico.
Bring your 30 ought and we'll go fetch us a few. Don't worry, we won't leave you out there by yourself with those wild, wild creatures...
Ooh, a snipe hunt!!! I always wanted to go on one of those! Everybody says I'd be a natural!
Um...guess I better go renew my passport, seein's how y'all are in a furrin' country 'n' all.
I heerd tell that Setanta meaner n' a rattler with a toothache...he's meaner n' a bear with a cold...meaner n' a hungry ol' coyote....why...he's meaner n' grandma! That....hooch swilling, barroom brawling, squirrel grabbing houndog!
What in tarnation is a goin' on in here?
(hoosegow is spelled hoosegow.)
I can see this is gonna go down to the line . . . all you so-called ladies better git your skinny butts over to the shady side of the street where you belong, you loose-tongued ol' chippies ! ! !
Diane wrote:The nerve of those upside down cowpokes and their wallabees and kangaroos and all those poisonous critters, comin' over here and talkin' funny. Why by gum, we'll show those buckaroos what for.
Blah blah blah blah...I don't know that much aussie techno lingo anyway...so nahh!
Skinny butts? Oooooh, really?
heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee . . .
okbye
Setanta wrote:heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee . . .
okbye
Ha!!!!! He insults our ass ....... then splinters off through the grass like the snake he is.
Chicken ****.
i'm sure it's a very nice ass . . . but this thread is all about insult . . . it just can't use profanity . . .
